Will I survive my run today?

[BIGsherm7272]

I am about to set off on my 3rd day of running. Before I do, I figure why not give you guys a treat. Here are my before pictures taken on Tuesday. Someone try to make Seth doesn't stare too long. He can't handle this much sexy. I also fully expect some worthwhile chops, but doubt you bishes can come through.

lawl you look like my 5th grade teacher

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

You totally made the internet face too. Almost the myspace i'm sexy face but more of the, i'm badass. Classic.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

ZOMG! I has same rugs!

P.S. It would not be wise to PS the PS Master's picture....

I am not master and don't worry about the rugs, the bar is to the left.

I like how you have your pants pulled up like a pregnant women. That really equals the ***. Also, why do fat people get those weird scabby wounds on the shins? I've never understood this. My stepdad basically has the same body style as you and he has those same things.

They are red ant bites that I haven't learned how to stop scratching. I was mowing the lawn and didn't realize they were on me until it was too late. I heal slowly too, always have.

I would tend to agree with you except he has no tan (I thought his neck was tan but then realized it was his head throwing a shadow)

I don't tan. I burn. Since that is no fun I wear some kind of screen when outside for extended periods. Due to my weight I leave my shirt on for everyone else's health.

Yeah, but how long does it seriously take outside to get tan in Florida?
Why should he be doing 4 days a week? He is out of shape. Rest is just as important as training. Pushing yourself too far will just discourage going further. As the tempo increases and the miles seems easier, just add another day.

I am doing 4. I don't discourage easy.

It really wasn't meant as a dig as much as a real question. Is it something with the weight?
I'm telling you if he shaved his head and just had a military haircut he would be my stepdad (kinda freaking me out).

How many times must I call you son before you get it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

He's probably a Euro mutt and a tan consists of a burning red straight to peeling.


Luke............... I am your stepfather.

This man knows.

BTW, not 1 chop. You all ****.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

how was it... you are prolly just running out of site of youre home...... then start walking... till you get back in the area, then start to run or jogg.. so that ur wife.. if you have one belives you....

pourin bottled watter all over you so it looks like sweat...

i could so see that..

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Congrats on getting out on running. Alose a fantastic calorie burner is jumproping. You may also get some free rims while your at it. And a proper diet will help you lost weight more than running ever will. Are you weight training?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

how was it... you are prolly just running out of site of youre home...... then start walking... till you get back in the area, then start to run or jogg.. so that ur wife.. if you have one belives you....
pourin bottled watter all over you so it looks like sweat...

i could so see that..

I don't half *** things. My wife is tagging along on her bike. She has been running on the treadmill since January and now does that in the morning and rides her bike alongside me after work. Basically making sure I don't fall to the pavement with a heart attack.

Congrats on getting out on running. Alose a fantastic calorie burner is jumproping. You may also get some free rims while your at it. And a proper diet will help you lost weight more than running ever will. Are you weight training?

I won't do things that gay //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif I am on lowfat low carb high protein diet with shakes for snacks. No weights yet.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif at the free rims..

he's going from fat to festivly plump..

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

I don't half *** things. My wife is tagging along on her bike. She has been running on the treadmill since January and now does that in the morning and rides her bike alongside me after work. Basically making sure I don't fall to the pavement with a heart attack..

haha! my mom is doing the same thing with her husband.. last time he went out for a walk. by himself. we caught him at McDonold's.. in line... his face was priceless..

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

iamdeman, how mutch vasaline you have to put in betwen ur thigh's so the friction dosent set ur swooshy paint's on fire...

Ho snapz Seth, that was a good one! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

By the way Mr. Lounge, maybe take the toga off when you run. That could be holding your time back.

That and your short, stubby legs.

Man and to think I was short at 5-10 250, lol!

Yes, that is still short, but taller than your fat midget ***! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

And WTF, you look bigger than 245 with your shirt off. I don't look anything like that. Maybe the 3 inches help, lol!

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

I won't do things that gay //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif I am on lowfat low carb high protein diet with shakes for snacks. No weights yet.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif:laugh: god **** you are quick with the comebacks..

Ho snapz Seth, that was a good one! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif
By the way Mr. Lounge, maybe take the toga off when you run. That could be holding your time back.

That and your short, stubby legs.

Man and to think I was short at 5-10 250, lol!

Yes, that is still short, but taller than your fat midget ***! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

haha:laugh:

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

haha! my mom is doing the same thing with her husband.. last time he went out for a walk. by himself. we caught him at McDonold's.. in line... his face was priceless..

Reminds me of the snl skit of clinton jogging into a Mcds.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Still no chops. Fucking weaksauce.

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

Reminds me of the snl skit of clinton jogging into a Mcds.

or the SNL skit.. Cookie Dough Sport... haha like Propell, but only Cookie dough.. classic..