Someone shoot me

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

1. i was in hospital for bad infection and it got into my blood

2. bmw fan exploded killing other parts

3. rented car drove to pick up jdm kosei k1 wheels for my honda in the ghetto so i check for cracks and dings and roll out cuz people started looming around i get home and they are 4x110 bolt pattern fuuu

4. my son got his pp stuck in his shorts and proceeds to **** near bleed out e.r trip he is better now

5. i gotta go back to the dentist for my crown 100 bucks

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[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

im buy some alcohol.................on that note

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[Slayerx 10+ year member]

1. i was in hospital for bad infection and it got into my blood2. bmw fan exploded killing other parts

3. rented car drove to pick up jdm kosei k1 wheels for my honda in the ghetto so i check for cracks and dings and roll out cuz people started looming around i get home and they are 4x110 bolt pattern fuuu

4. my son got his pp stuck in his shorts and proceeds to **** near bleed out e.r trip he is better now

5. i gotta go back to the dentist for my crown 100 bucks

**** bro, only $100 for a crown? lucky bastard

 

[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

OMG your poor son!!!!! I feel the little mans pain //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[R34P3R 10+ year member]

Triple Thread Post FTW!

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

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[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

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[E-Rock 10+ year member]

Stay strong dude.

But, if you still want someone to shoot you I will be willing to do it. I have a wide variety of firearms and you can pick what you want to get shot with. Just pay for the ammo.

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

**** bro, only $100 for a crown? lucky bastard

thats what i was thinking damn

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

1. i was in hospital for bad infection and it got into my blood

Gotta watch out for that syphilis, you'll go blind.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

Gotta watch out for that syphilis, you'll go blind.

im a man ill tell you all what happened...........my sons pain probably was near what i felt

doctor told me a hemroid i had got abscessed ( was limping and in pain for days ) finally couldnt take the pain or a comfy ***** for that matter i wiped and damm near passed out

so they had to cut and drain it and stuff it with antibiotic packing ( all with metal surgical tools ) and let me tell you i felt everything i tried to cry and couldnt it hurt so bad

so i get to go home the same day i get home and im shivering and im under covers fukk it i go to sleep wake up feeling like crappy and barf i go back to the e.r for a check up like they told me

im sweating and pale the doc says u aint going anywhere i get an iv and more blood drawn im up to 4 blood draws now

he says u aint going anywhere its ct scan time then they further inform me that im getting surgery

i get admitted im chillin drinking grape joose not eating cuz of fear of pewping they say we gonna keep you for a few days with non stop antibiotics

they check my @ss again and they say it looks alot better but im still getting bad headaches

so finally after 2.5 days im out and walking normal with killer antibiotics

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

ewww. yeah you coulda kept that one //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[mikelaubach 10+ year member]

I blew my achilles tendon a week and a half ago. I won't walk normal for months, even with surgery to reattach it.

**** can ALWAYS be worse man...

 

[JEFFakaMAX 10+ year member]

Crickets chirping....

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

I blew my achilles tendon a week and a half ago. I won't walk normal for months, even with surgery to reattach it.
**** can ALWAYS be worse man...

i hit that mufukka with a pallet on a pallet jack with over 1k lbs on it easy and dang it hurt and was swoll forever