Some guy has pissed me off for the last time.

it seems as though we have. oh well, if it wasnt for the midwest, they wouldnt have the majority of the crops and meat they eat.
it's not as if we can't grow them. We just need something forthe skilless to do.

keeps the manure smell at bay in our hoods too.

 
it's not as if we can't grow them. We just need something forthe skilless to do.
skills have nothing to do with it. the soil here is more fertile for doing so. id like to see a floridian/texan/californian turn out even half the amount of agriculture that we can.

 
Wait! I got it!
Go to your local Best Buy and go over to any of the Compaq's for sale. Call your house and record the Win XP key on your voice mail.

Take that key and a rip of your XP disk to an optometrist. Trade the key for a prescription that requires you to tint your front window beyond the legal limit.

Now, here's the kicker....

Let this person that is annoying you drive your car around da' hood. Tell him that if he finds some dope, to buy it and you'll pay him back (and slip a counterfeit twomp in his wallet).

He'll certainly either get pulled over for the tint and arrested and then date ***** to death in prison, get shot in da' hood for fronting wacky paper, or maybe even get tracked down by the actual owner if the XP key that you blatantly ripped off, and get beat to death with a trout.

Looks like a win-win situation to me.

most intelligent post ive read in a long time congrats in including all the dumb threads on this forum into one paragraph //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/graduate.gif.d982460be9f153bb54e5d4cb744f6ae8.gif

 
skills have nothing to do with it. the soil here is more fertile for doing so. id like to see a floridian/texan/californian turn out even half the amount of agriculture that we can.
supposedly per capita income is a status of skill and oakland county is one of the richest counties in america and bloomfield hills is the 5th richest city in the USA.

 
::Cough:: HORSESHIT ::Cough::
California alone produces more crops and more meat than any place in the mid-west.

But with that said, all I eat is bananas. Show me a single banana tree in the midwest.
really now? why is broken bow nebraska considered the stockyard capitol of the WORLD? hmm...

 
So I need someone to tell me how I can get around these pesky murder laws. Either way, I'm killing this guy, but I would like some suggestions an how to get away with it.
Its very simple.

Supplies you need: Rope, chains, plastic wrap & large bags, boat, baseball bat, SUV or van, 2 50 lb weights.

Invite this guy out to a secluded location or on the boat, beat his head in with the bat, wrap him up tight with the plastic wrap and bags, tie him up with ropes, attach the chains and weights, go 2 miles off the coast and dump him out. Maybe dont use the bags and just use some rope so the fish eat him.

Even if they track it to you, they will never find him and prove it.

Have fun

 
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