Some guy has pissed me off for the last time.

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

So I need someone to tell me how I can get around these pesky murder laws. Either way, I'm killing this guy, but I would like some suggestions an how to get away with it.

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[PatFitz9 10+ year member]

ummm don't leave any evidence (like posting online)

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

ummm don't leave any evidence (like posting online)

****, i was gonna say the same thing

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

ummm don't leave any evidence (like posting online)

Posts like this won't help me. What can I say to get out of it when they do catch me.

Is anyone here a psychiatrist who can declare me insane, and then miraculously cure me after the verdict is handed down?

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

i hear that choppin people up and bbq-ing em works well

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

heavy metal poisoning. its impossible to detect unless thats what you're lookin for in the tox results

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

burn the body and bury the bones in a cemetery?

 

[dkmesa 10+ year member]

i hear that choppin people up and bbq-ing em works well

+1

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

i hear that choppin people up and bbq-ing em works well

I heard pulling teeth then chopping into small pieces and feeding to pigs works wonders. Do you know of any large mismanaged pig farms?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Wait! I got it!
Go to your local Best Buy and go over to any of the Compaq's for sale. Call your house and record the Win XP key on your voice mail.

Take that key and a rip of your XP disk to an optometrist. Trade the key for a prescription that requires you to tint your front window beyond the legal limit.

Now, here's the kicker....

Let this person that is annoying you drive your car around da' hood. Tell him that if he finds some dope, to buy it and you'll pay him back (and slip a counterfeit twomp in his wallet).

He'll certainly either get pulled over for the tint and arrested and then date ***** to death in prison, get shot in da' hood for fronting wacky paper, or maybe even get tracked down by the actual owner if the XP key that you blatantly ripped off, and get beat to death with a trout.

Looks like a win-win situation to me.

You are certainly a thinker my friend. this may just be stupid enough to work!

 

[wErd 5,000+ posts]

the Feds are knockin at my door already....

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

the Feds are knockin at my door already....

Well don't be rude. invite tem in for tea and scrumpets!