Some guy has pissed me off for the last time.

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

shave all body hair, buy a latex body suit and stab him to death with an icicle //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[muted 10+ year member]

Wait! I got it!
Go to your local Best Buy and go over to any of the Compaq's for sale. Call your house and record the Win XP key on your voice mail.

Take that key and a rip of your XP disk to an optometrist. Trade the key for a prescription that requires you to tint your front window beyond the legal limit.

Now, here's the kicker....

Let this person that is annoying you drive your car around da' hood. Tell him that if he finds some dope, to buy it and you'll pay him back (and slip a counterfeit twomp in his wallet).

He'll certainly either get pulled over for the tint and arrested and then date ***** to death in prison, get shot in da' hood for fronting wacky paper, or maybe even get tracked down by the actual owner if the XP key that you blatantly ripped off, and get beat to death with a trout.

Looks like a win-win situation to me.

What the....? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/waycrazy.gif.f4a380c3f94043939fd369defd9e6be2.gif

 

[myjaja 10+ year member]

Wear a mask and cut off his head and post it on the internet.

 

[Tonyguy 10+ year member]

If you get caught, put some melted chocolate in your *** crack and during your trial, dig your fingers up there and lick em clean. You'll be declared insane. Unless the judge watched "Training Day". Then you're ****ed.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

you guys are so wonderful. With all this help I am bound to get away with murder. BTW, can anyone donate some money to me. I will after all need a lawyer.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Not if you do it right do0d.

OK, so what kind of complications can I expect if this person is a poor illegal immigrant named juan? Will he get some blowhard lawyer to use the racist card on me, further complicating my plan to get away with this murder?

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

why so angry

 

[Twistid 5,000+ posts]

stab then with a really big icesicle

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

why so angry

Not that I am angry. Now it is just about getting away with something I shouldn't do in th first place. It's the thing to do mang.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Pay one of the CA e-thugs a 20 rock to do the hit for you.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

since you are in tampa, steal pimpedout's car with 43 speakers and 0% tint. then do a drive by and they'll look for the guy with 43 speakers and since he has ungodly dark tint, they wouldn't have been able to see you driving