Should I have *** with him?

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

So I am minding my own business at this parking lot meet last week. Well this band geek who is known for fitting tubas in his *** starts talking shit to me. So right away I am ready to throw down. I even had my pepper spray ready for his ***. I wasn't sure where the baton was though.

I step to him only to find out he wasn't trash talking. Instead he was hitting on me. He also gave me my baton back. He told me it was the perfect size for his sphincter. I thanked him and we went our separate ways.

Well now he is talking about me to everyone and saying he is going to **** me. I saw him last night, but he was afraid to step to me because the people I was with are known for running trains. He isn't quite ready for that lifestyle yet. I'm pretty gangsta like that.

So should I just fuck him or what? If so, how should I do it the first time? Date **** rug? Ecstasy? Whips and chains? Or should I just get my crew together and force the cho choo on him?

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[calehall08 10+ year member]

HAHAHAHAHA. Mace that ***

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

HAHAHAHAHA. Mace that ***

I may do that as foreplay.

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

make sure he brings his tuba.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Don't use lube.

Make it hurt.

 

[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

lol this shit is funny

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

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[MyFartsStink 10+ year member]

good funny thread to start my day

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

make sure he brings his tuba.

Good one!

Don't use lube.
Make it hurt.

Thats how I roll.

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Why would I lie about gettin some *** dude?

 

[nate2587 10+ year member]

make sure he brings his tuba.

is that j00 in ur ava?

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

is that j00 in ur ava?

of course its me. why else would i put it up there?

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

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[nate2587 10+ year member]

of course its me. why else would i put it up there?

jajajajjajajajja

prolly old news but

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

lmao i play tuba ******* you could say timpani or some shit!!lol

 

[tappin_azz 10+ year member]

lmao i play tuba ******* you could say timpani or some shit!!lol

you just outed yourself.