need advice on how to *** the neighbor lady

[slapmaster 10+ year member]

convincing?

lol i knew that word felt a little too long when i typed it. i'm a expert at giving advice on getting poontang, not a spelling bee champ. lol

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

I thought the football over the fence was good, but photography student

might work too.

 

[Fear Of Theive 10+ year member]

so how's those pics coming along?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I thought the football over the fence was good, but photography student might work too.

woman loves the artsy fartsy type. It's those men that they don't want to stay with, just fuck with //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[SmurfyGotMojo 10+ year member]

Apple Martinis

 

[Tehgregzor 10+ year member]

Just tell you you find her really attractive...older women are desperate for that kind of attention. Even if she's married...an even higher chance you'll show her why young men rock.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Just tell you you find her really attractive...older women are desperate for that kind of attention. Even if she's married...an even higher chance you'll show her why young men rock.

supposedly she lives by herself, though i don't doubt the fact that she has gentlemen callers late at night from time to time //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[slapmaster 10+ year member]

beer is a good option, just don't let her throw up on ya.....

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

roofie?

 

[GearGuy2001 10+ year member]

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Everyone is Waiting for PICTURES

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

just give her a ATM and call it a day

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

OP is just an attention whore, we need pix!!!1

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

she's prolly 80 and rides a huver-round

 

[edzy 10+ year member]

Just go threw her trash, get some personal info and steal her idenity. Then Start dressing like her, pretty soon you will be her, and then you can have *** with yourself (her). And wheres the pics loser. And if you have to ask how to get laid, you aint ready for it.

 

[Reit38 10+ year member]

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**** preverts waiting for pics :boobies: