need advice on how to *** the neighbor lady

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

just bring a friend, a video camera, and a box of pop tarts and tell her she just won $10 million with publisher's clearinghouse. if all else fails, atleast you have your friend handy...

wat

indeed, someone contact Jntar and tell him to get the banhammer ready

Sneak into her house and steal her panties and then casually pass by her when she's outside while sniffing the panties. She'll know what's up

some dude tried to do that to me one time. i kicked him in the nuts.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Bust a nut in a cup and put it in her mailbox. Write your phone number on the cup.

thats set you up for a huge failure. what if she impregnates herself with it?

then you have a pregnant bish you didn't even get to bus' off in. thats a superfail

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Thread saver

brown tooth ???

anyways doesnt she play george lopez's wife? or is she really? idk. shes hot on the show though.

 

[slapmaster 10+ year member]

duck tape , rope, skee mask, condom, and a real good alabye. never failed for me.....no jk...lol

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

thats set you up for a huge failure. what if she impregnates herself with it?
then you have a pregnant bish you didn't even get to bus' off in. thats a superfail

read post #12.....

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

duck tape , rope, skee mask, condom, and a real good alabye. never failed for me.....no jk...lol

we need to get up and do this shit.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

read post #12.....

i didn't get that far. i immediately had to stop at such a bad idea.

 

[slapmaster 10+ year member]

we need to get up and do this shit.

sorry, no material witnesses..........

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

sorry, no material witnesses..........

i never narc't on nobody //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

she is a stone cold fox.

WTF who says shit like 'stone cold fox' in 2008?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Ok, i have contemplated this and came up with a foolproof plan. One that even if you get caught, you won't go to jail.

First, find a way to kill her w/o leaving any evidence. That's the tough part. I recommend some drugs grind up and slipped into her water when she's not home. It does require you to break into her house though. I would recommend some kind of drugs that would kill her over time, nothing that would show up on the autopsy report. I don't know of any drugs like that, perhaps you should contact your local pharmacist.

Now, after she is dead and buried and you offer your condolences to her family go grab two friends and 3 shovels. Go dig up her grave and you and your friend can all have *** with the corpse. Be sensible and use a condom though.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

i didn't get that far. i immediately had to stop at such a bad idea.

lol (oh and 5K //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif)

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

WTF who says shit like 'stone cold fox' in 2008?

one who wants to fuck a woman twice his age

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

thats set you up for a huge failure. what if she impregnates herself with it?
then you have a pregnant bish you didn't even get to bus' off in. thats a superfail

how long do spermies live outside your balls?

 

[dannyz122001 10+ year member]

Ok, i have contemplated this and came up with a foolproof plan. One that even if you get caught, you won't go to jail.
First, find a way to kill her w/o leaving any evidence. That's the tough part. I recommend some drugs grind up and slipped into her water when she's not home. It does require you to break into her house though. I would recommend some kind of drugs that would kill her over time, nothing that would show up on the autopsy report. I don't know of any drugs like that, perhaps you should contact your local pharmacist.

Now, after she is dead and buried and you offer your condolences to her family go grab two friends and 3 shovels. Go dig up her grave and you and your friend can all have *** with the corpse. Be sensible and use a condom though.

pics or fail...