need advice on how to *** the neighbor lady

[slapmaster 10+ year member]

take my advice, it is the fastest way to boynk her.

sowhat you'll be risking getting charged with **** and doing 25 years in prison and being asalted by prisoners daily for being a *** affender and be your cellmates little *** slave for many many years. but their's only a 99% chance that would happen to ya......

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

if your gonna have to sneak next door to get pics, you may as well just b & e the door and give her a shot at the title

 

[StubbedMyToE 10+ year member]

I want pics too. I had a similar situation last year - she told me "no I'm not like that" then I never saw her again!

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I want pics too. I had a similar situation last year - she told me "no I'm not like that" then I never saw her again!

not like what? Someone who wants ***? Either she's a lesbian or she lied to you. I'm inclined to think it's the latter

 

[StubbedMyToE 10+ year member]

Probably lied to me - I've had intercourse with a couple different females. But this paticular one wanted nothing of me... I mean she liked it when I helped her out with detailing her car and what not but didn't want my noodz.

 

[slapmaster 10+ year member]

his smokin hot foxy nieghbor..................

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OlYzfrCFzNM

 

[babaganoush123 10+ year member]

i dont know man you don't want her calling the cops on you that would be some fuked up sh*t. just ring her doorbell and be like nice to me you i heard you moved here not long ago and start a conversation from there lol.

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

Umm,you came to the right message board......This place is loaded with playa's

who know how to win over the ladys.........ROFL

seriously this is the wrong place and if you have to even ask for help

your not ready SON.......She will eat you alive

 

[Ignatowski 5,000+ posts]

Probably lied to me - I've had intercourse with a couple different females. But this paticular one wanted nothing of me... I mean she liked it when I helped her out with detailing her car and what not but didn't want my noodz.

see what I mean.........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

 

[StubbedMyToE 10+ year member]

see what I mean.........//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

It's all good now - I realize that when I asked her I wasn't really in the right mood...and she plays cribbage with my aunt so it would have made Sunday dinners weird.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I got it!

Go knock on her door and be like all emotional and shit. Tell her, listen, I know I don't know you, but my catdog just was put down and I just don't know where to turn. I just need to fill the love.............not from my mom, sister, brother, father or Big bubba down the street. I need a strangers love..............now, don't be surprised it I sneek in a surpise Butseckz sometime soon.

Now, can you please get me some lemons, because I am about to make lemonade up in here!

Works all the time, I have used it a few times in my hayday..........which are long gone!