need advice on how to *** the neighbor lady

[bad_trip 10+ year member]

okay so there's this older lady that lives right next door. i'm 20, she is probably late thirties/early forties, but looks early to mid thirties. she is a stone cold fox. and she lives by herself.

i'm really tempted to just ring the doorbell one night and see how it goes.

any ideas? if i succeed, i will risk being banned to post n00dz.

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[MrSwiss 10+ year member]

throw a football in her backyard. ring her doorbell and try to kick up a conversation while u and her fetch the ball. try your best to be creative and invite yourself into the future. like if she is cooking spaghetti say "i make the best spaghetti u should try it sometime".

if that fails, rub your junk on her.

 

[speedfreak28 10+ year member]

throw a football in her backyard. ring her doorbell and try to kick up a conversation while u and her fetch the ball. try your best to be creative and invite yourself into the future. like if she is cooking spaghetti say "i make the best spaghetti u should try it sometime".
if that fails, rub your junk on her.

skip the first part on just rub your junk on her. whats the worst that could happen? ****** assault???

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

**** seems easier, or drug her water when you get a chance

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

Cattle Prod /thread

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

knock on the door *****?

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

ring door bell.

yell "surprise buttsecks!!!"

you know the rest

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Dick in a box?

oh yea, pix please

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

Bust a nut in a cup and put it in her mailbox. Write your phone number on the cup.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

i say drug her water too. i do it all the time. its hard gettin some poon when you're as ugly as me. but the girls dont complain when they're in a k-hole LOL

 

[speedfreak28 10+ year member]

Dick in a box?
oh yea, pix please

yes, it has been established these threads fail without proper imagery.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

Bust a nut in a cup and put it in her mailbox. Write your phone number on the cup.

yeah then she can get you to pay child support when you didnt even get to **** her... (if she wanted to screw you over)

 

[dannyz122001 10+ year member]

just bring a friend, a video camera, and a box of pop tarts and tell her she just won $10 million with publisher's clearinghouse. if all else fails, atleast you have your friend handy...

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

yes, it has been established these threads fail without proper imagery.

indeed, someone contact Jntar and tell him to get the banhammer ready

Sneak into her house and steal her panties and then casually pass by her when she's outside while sniffing the panties. She'll know what's up

 

[mcsoul 10+ year member]

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