need advice on how to *** the neighbor lady

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

of the dead lady i killed and fucked? Can't, i buried her *** back already

That actually gives me an idea.

When you bury her, bury her *** up and not that deep....that way when you want some more you don't even need a shovel....just inconspicuously mark the spot where her a$$hole is so when you go back you just need to move a little dirt aside with your hand and go to town.......

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

i say stone cold fox. lol.
anyways, no pics yet because i'm not that much of a stalker. i see her in passing every now and then. i'll try to snap a quick shot though.

i'm just saying, the pics will come when i get that tang.

or this will be a huge fail thread like in the past.

 

[slapmaster 10+ year member]

your appearance is key, so you gotta look serious and convenceing........

 

[bad_trip 10+ year member]

or this will be a huge fail thread like in the past.

fails happen. if worst comes to worst, i will just be a total creep and do some paparazzi style shots. :/

 

[quest51210 10+ year member]

your appearance is key, so you gotta look serious and convenceing........

convincing?

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

fails happen. if worst comes to worst, i will just be a total creep and do some paparazzi style shots. :/

more often than not.

 

[Gilliz 10+ year member]

Well, for one, don't act like a typical snot nose 20 year old. If anything, watch what she does - like outside of her house, try see what kinds of things she pays attention to / what appeals to her. She could want the young lay......but without the child mentality.

 

[James Bang 5,000+ posts]

so, does this acrylick co. make subs too? (ava)

nah, that's an unbadged Fi Q 15" with an acrylick sticker.

 

[keithace 10+ year member]

That actually gives me an idea.
When you bury her, bury her *** up and not that deep....that way when you want some more you don't even need a shovel....just inconspicuously mark the spot where her a$$hole is so when you go back you just need to move a little dirt aside with your hand and go to town.......

"and go to town" made me laugh out loud...

you are some funny MF'ers...

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

so, does this acrylick co. make subs too? (ava)

lol

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

"and go to town" made me laugh out loud...
you are some funny MF'ers...

some nasty MF'ers.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

i say stone cold fox. lol.
anyways, no pics yet because i'm not that much of a stalker. i see her in passing every now and then. i'll try to snap a quick shot though.

i'm just saying, the pics will come when i get that tang.

you can always start a convo from there. Pretend you're a photography student and tell her you need to take portraits for an assignment and that she would make a perfect canidate. Then slowly get her to do nudes so you can post it on here.

That actually gives me an idea.
When you bury her, bury her *** up and not that deep....that way when you want some more you don't even need a shovel....just inconspicuously mark the spot where her a$$hole is so when you go back you just need to move a little dirt aside with your hand and go to town.......

sound advice. Squeak proves once again that he is a genius

 

[bad_trip 10+ year member]

photography student? brilliant idea.

i'll start by just being outside snapping random pictures while she is around, to get some small talk started.

this has some possibilities.

btw, 37 viewing thread. lol.

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

and you need to hurry the fck up about this. i expect pics by monday (and thats being considerate)

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

photography student? brilliant idea.
i'll start by just being outside snapping random pictures while she is around, to get some small talk started.

this has some possibilities.

btw, 37 viewing thread. lol.

see if you can find someone who has an SLR, or even one of those older professional looking camera you can borrow