Three similar scenarios of death

[xpl0it 10+ year member]

If someone drained a pool, got you *****, tied your balls down to the floor pool, then started filling the pool with water and gave you the choice to either rip your balls off or drown, what would you do?

The next is if you were pushed out of an airplane and the parachute was attatched to your balls, if you pull the cord, your balls get ripped off too, so you have to decide whether to plummet to death or rip your balls off.

The last is if you were on a conveyer belt with your balls attatched to it. The conveyer belt leads to a giant woodchipper that chops up trees, you can either be chopped up by a machine, or rip your balls off.

For 1, I would rip my balls off, 2 I would die, 3 I would rip my balls off.

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[jbizzle 5,000+ posts]

All 3 i'd rather die.

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[StubbedMyToE 10+ year member]

The end is all the same.... so why wouldn't you just do all or none? It's not like it would make a difference.

Plus - who is to say (other than a mod) that you would live?

 

[xpl0it 10+ year member]

This is how I plan to torture Jesus.

 

[StubbedMyToE 10+ year member]

Who is Jesus? Is that the guy on the corner selling the bags of "fresh or-han-ges"?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

why are you so curious about what people would do with their balls?

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

If someone drained a pool, got you *****, tied your balls down to the floor pool, then started filling the pool with water and gave you the choice to either rip your balls off or drown, what would you do?
The next is if you were pushed out of an airplane and the parachute was attatched to your balls, if you pull the cord, your balls get ripped off too, so you have to decide whether to plummet to death or rip your balls off.

The last is if you were on a conveyer belt with your balls attatched to it. The conveyer belt leads to a giant woodchipper that chops up trees, you can either be chopped up by a machine, or rip your balls off.

For 1, I would rip my balls off, 2 I would die, 3 I would rip my balls off.

that some good weed you got there bro.

but too much time on your hands:laugh:

go out!

 

[xpl0it 10+ year member]

why are you so curious about what people would do with their balls?

can't we have a mature conversation here without bringing up the *** callout //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

in the first scenario, i would rip my balls off, beat the person who did it to me down and make him eat my ripped off balls.

in the second scenario, i would just plummet to my death because even if i got my balls ripped off, i lost my parachute because my manhood is now falling gently to earth

in scenario 3, i would visit Fi's website because the answer is encoded there on how to get my balls untangled from the conveyor

 

[SethPhillips 5,000+ posts]

someone else would be touching my balls in all three scenarios //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

yea i heard something about the fi website holding the secrets to uncommon scenarios in life.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

can't we have a mature conversation here without bringing up the *** callout //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

I didn't even call you a fag, you're just touchy about the subject //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

someone else would be touching my balls in all three scenarios //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blush.gif.99bc659ee2012b7d826165e26fb5eebe.gif

hahahaha

and you even spelled everything correctly

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

what if i already ripped my balls off on accident? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

can i still play in the game?

 

[Pickler 10+ year member]

alright alright i have one

would you rather play joker in a movie then OD on sleeping pills or rip your balls off?