Well, since there are so many bish threads. Mind as well make one!

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

That should really get her attention, maybe she will care for you while you are injured //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif .

i need a full body spongebath immediately

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

i need a full body spongebath immediately

I am sure Silver wouldnt mind that from his lady friend.

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

For sure.

She's like 5'8 120. Brown hair, hazel eyes like meine.

Athletic = killer.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

For sure.
She's like 5'8 120. Brown hair, hazel eyes like meine.

Athletic = killer.

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[bibby 5,000+ posts]

Go get us pics peeping tom. But remember, Dont get caught.

EDIT: I know, wrong on so many levels.

 

[Phrozt 10+ year member]

you're neighbors.. invite her over for a cookout and some beer.

easy

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

After many feeble attempts and getting the "oh i have a bf", "i just got out of a relationship", bla bla bla. I came across this..//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

So I met this girl last week at work. She works for enterprise (car rental place) and she was new. So I figured since all of em know me I mind as well introduce myself. So I did all that and crap.

Well friday I found out, she's my fuggin neighbor. She lives like a house down from me. I had no idea so this week at work I made sure asked her and all. Yup shes my neighbor. A knockout at that.

Now for the question, when is the best time to approach this bish? When should I go in for the attack. I see her driving all the time throw waves and all. Even when i'm out cleaning my car she doesn't mind flappin her hand all over out her window. At the same time when I talk to her, (which is rare) she seems laid back really just hair playing, smiling and all that. I have a good idea she's single, she never has anyone in the car or nobody ever goes to her house. I've only seen someone once, but I think its her brother. I just don't know if she's intrested or not.

I don't have her #, or anything. I really don't feel like going to her house as in a ****** stalker would.

What should I do? She seems cool as hell, doesn't go out and party n bang, ect.

/end of story.

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[VereChronicus 10+ year member]

Do the D!CK in the PIZZA delivery man thing. That'd be cool. Tell her you ordered sausage for her anchovies. She might dig it; she might kick you in the thorax! It's worth the try.

 

[Rodeo91 10+ year member]

Do the D!CK in the PIZZA delivery man thing. That'd be cool. Tell her you ordered sausage for her anchovies. She might dig it; she might kick you in the thorax! It's worth the try.

lolz

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

aight aight, so here was the drama tonight for me.......I was at a bar watching the UFC 61 fights....My buddy got more drunk than ive seen him in the last few months, so he leaves like 50 bucks short on the bill....so me and these 2 other guys are furious........To make a long story short......

We go to his APT. Walk in the door and start *****ing him out...He completely appologizes...says he will pay us tomorrow, since he was completely out of money...WHILE HIS dumbass girlfriend tried to defend him, and why he shaded out early......... SO.......bout 10 minutes later he goes down the hall to sincerely appologize to us, so that was cool...no beef.... BUT......he was telling us stuff about his girlfriend like ""ohhh, just ignore her...yea she can be kind of crazy, but you guys know that, she had a.d.d, and she is drunk, so she is kind of a ***** right now, im sorry for that"...

She was standing outside the door the whole time listening in to everything we were saying about her....WTF is that crap...talk about no trust....I was so F-ing pissed already since she made us leave before the fights were over........I really want to tell my friend that he has to make a decision soon...either kick her *** in gear, or he wont be seeing us much more.

 

[wesl56 10+ year member]

Dating people you work with FTL.Dating people you work with that live nearby FTmfL //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

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[flakko 5,000+ posts]

true, my weakness is being shy to a incredibly hot chick. i am gettin better though.

i guess you can try to say "hey some of my friends are gonna be doin blah blah blah and was thinking if you wanted to come along. wanna come? "

if she says yes then go:

"cool! dont know exactly what time we gonna go so can i have your number to let you know when this is gonna go down"

or something of that nature hehe

edit: this is turning into freakin mr. date doctor forum... whats goin on?

oh and if she says no then dont bother lol if she wont do anything social with you then shes not worth it

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

nothing like a work out at 2:15AM.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

nothing like a work out at 2:15AM.

Hells Yes...

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

I have so much rage in me right now...I almost want to go run again.