Well, since there are so many bish threads. Mind as well make one!

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

If I'm happy where I'm at. I'm sure as hell stayng put.
I'm not like that.

Lil fuc ker. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wave.gif.002382ce7d7c19757ab945cc69819de1.gif

 

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

you dont want to date your neighbor. you don't want to date your co-worker neither. in this situation, there's only one thing you can do: you need to sublimnally help her realize that she is horny. and that she can have *** with u WHENEVER she wants and you can have *** with her whenever you want. but you must MUST MUST let her know that there wil be no strings attached. for example, she must know that you are not interested in marrying or even dating her BUT you are physically attracted to her and she makes you hard and horny. you must also let her now that you will not ruin her reputation by telling anyone about you guys' fvck fest. and you must also let her know, you will not be jealous if she brings some other dude home. the only potential she has is being your friend with benefits. dont look any further than that. if you do, you're stoopit.

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

you dont want to date your neighbor. you don't want to date your co-worker neither. in this situation, there's only one thing you can do: you need to sublimnally help her realize that she is horny. and that she can have *** with u WHENEVER she wants and you can have *** with her whenever you want. but you must MUST MUST let her know that there wil be no strings attached. for example, she must know that you are not interested in marrying or even dating her BUT you are physically attracted to her and she makes you hard and horny. you must also let her now that you will not ruin her reputation by telling anyone about you guys' fvck fest. and you must also let her know, you will not be jealous if she brings some other dude home. the only potential she has is being your friend with benefits. dont look any further than that. if you do, you're stoopit.

Read my other post's turd muffin.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

lol turd muffin

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

start mowing your lawn everyday *****, that should impress her when she drives by.

 

[flakko 5,000+ posts]

just ask for her dang number... i dont see whats so hard about asking for a number from someone you at least somewhat know.

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

Thats risking it. I already mow in a speedo //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif.

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

just ask for her dang number... i dont see whats so hard about asking for a number from someone you at least somewhat know.

true, my weakness is being shy to a incredibly hot chick. i am gettin better though.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Thats risking it. I already mow in a speedo //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sick.gif.b1847c8dabbfeeddbcf1a78052249e10.gif

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

true, my weakness is being shy to a incredibly hot chick. i am gettin better though.

If you are to shy, you will lose her if you dont approach her...

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

knock on her door all nakked when you know she is home alone.

nakked solves all.

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

Well i am kinda growing out of the shy shit stage. No i'm not a fatass, no i don't look like brian peppers, ect.

I think i'm gonna run out infront of her car and let her hit me. then, go from there.

 

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Well i am kinda growing out of the shy shit stage. No i'm not a fatass, no i don't look like brian peppers, ect.
I think i'm gonna run out infront of her car and let her hit me. then, go from there.

That should really get her attention, maybe she will care for you while you are injured //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif .

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

I think i'm gonna run out infront of her car and let her hit me. then, go from there.

screw my idea. thats perfect.

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

Yea, but the more I think of it....

I think I'll ask for a number. **** it.

Sad thing is... I've been friends with alot of ladies and when I ask for a #. Goes down thy shitter. I mean HS crap. WTF.

They are the same age as me.