Me too. And then come through the windshield and in its struggle to get away, it furiously slashes your face with its hooves. It manages to escape with mediocre injuries, while you have suffered potentially dangerous internal damage from the crash. You call the ambulance, and when they arrive, the EMT happens to be a member of this forum. You tell him your story, and he laughs furiously and tells you that deer fucking owned you. You are bleeding profusely from the hoove slashes to your face and in great pain. You get rushed to the hospital and remain their for a few days.
In the meanwhile, you didn't have full coverage Geico car insurance. Your car is totaled, and you are out thousands on hospital bills.
Good luck.