a couple years back I went to the doctor with pain that I basicly thought I was going to die from.I felt like if I could just fart about a 5 gallons bucket worth of fart all the pain would be gone and id be fine.
before I went to the er I was doing so badly I ended up leaning over the arm of my couch with my *** up in the air trying to smush the couch arm in to my stomach to make me fart. lol it sounds so silly but when I showed up at the er - they said whats wrong and I told them I was probably going to die because I cant fart.
next thing I knew I was waking up in the hospital bed with a pee tube shoved up my wener hole and a nice slice on my belly from them removing my ruptured apendix.
apparently the arm of the couch might of been a bad idea...
the coolest part about it was my catheter ( tube that goes up your **** in to your bladder ) was all twisted up... like one of the doctors might of thought it would be funny to spin my piss bag around a good fiew times before mounting it to the bed - so the first time I tried to get up or move around the tube tried to un wind it self inside my ****. that was so fun it was silly. I actually kept my catheter for a while as a souvineer to show ppl how rediculusly large around the thing is and that it was shoved in the pee hole of my **** - and how the baloon inflates at the end to keep it from falling out of your bladder.
I would be asking the doctors to put me in a induced coma if I was the op of this thread. laying up in the hospital bed for 4 days was about as bad of tortue as the pain I thought I was going to die from because I had the feeling of needing to fart 5 gallons of air or die. lolz plus no smoking cigs. id be going insane.
