my fanny pack cost $26,000 and has a touch screen

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

What brings you back? You my favorite sexy troll. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif

well i can pretty much only lay in bed on my side and watch tv or play online or ps3. so i figured id drop in and show off my new fanny pack. Make you all jealous. Plus im a little jolly from the pain meds.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

well i can pretty much only lay in bed on my side and watch tv or play online or ps3. so i figured id drop in and show off my new fanny pack. Make you all jealous. Plus im a little jolly from the pain meds.

Do tell you sexy thang you...what has you in bed and postin'...you gots my e-penis a throbbin'! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

That shit is nasty.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Do tell you sexy thang you...what has you in bed and postin'...you gots my e-penis a throbbin'! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif

a terrible surgery where they removed large sections of infected tissue and are letting it heal from the bottom up without stitching it closed. Plus boredom. Not a lot to do laying in bed alone. I cant even JO cuz it would hurt too much.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

a terrible surgery where they removed large sections of infected tissue and are letting it heal from the bottom up without stitching it closed. Plus boredom. Not a lot to do laying in bed alone. I cant even JO cuz it would hurt too much.

And how did your "tissue" get infected stud muffin???

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

And how did your "tissue" get infected stud muffin???

there was a cyst that randomly got infected, and accessed, which then tunneled all over like a little ant farm. they try to remove all if it back to healthy tissue so that it doesn't fester in there and happen again.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

ouch baby, you want me to come over, giz on it and kiss it? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/cuddle.gif.bd1b29c179c0482f8313dbd790b74c94.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

no.. besides i doubt you be able to jizz after you saw it.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Oh I would giz all over your awesomeness... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif

 

[benzmansl65amg 10+ year member]

Jizz in an open wound is a terrible though...

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Dam, you almost died bro......

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Meh. I wouldve appreciated it if you died but then there wouldnt be any experiences trolls to teach these idiots something.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Hot dam! Bringing the heat Johnny.......

 

[Johnny Law.Lulz 5,000+ posts]

Hot dam! Bringing the heat Johnny.......

Its a hard knock life man.

 

[*SlappinAzz*]

Hot dam! Bringing the heat Johnny.......

he go hard in the paint