my fanny pack cost $26,000 and has a touch screen

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i'm pretty sure i have a way better fanny pack than any of you.

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[Sarthos 10+ year member]

nope, mine has built in funky pups.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

nope, mine has built in funky pups.

mine makes sounds too but more like an alarm clock mixed with an aquarium pump.

 

[power-fanatic07 5,000+ posts]

Where you been bro? All these new people think they can troll, you need to show them whats up.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Where you been bro? All these new people think they can troll, you need to show them whats up.

i beens liven'.

i had surgery tho and got this sweet $26K fanny pack thing called a wound vac. It's pretty rad; it sux all the blood and junk out of my huge open wound. They said i get to wear it for the next 2-3 months!! Right now i'm bedridden and kept semi comfortable with dilaudid and valium.

i figured some of you might enjoy news of how horrible my life is right now might like to take the opportunity to rub it in.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

i beens liven'.
i had surgery tho and got this sweet $26K fanny pack thing called a wound vac. It's pretty rad; it sux all the blood and junk out of my huge open wound. They said i get to wear it for the next 2-3 months!! Right now i'm bedridden and kept semi comfortable with dilaudid and valium.

i figured some of you might enjoy news of how horrible my life is right now might like to take the opportunity to rub it in.

Good luck with everything man. Keep us updated on how you are doing.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Wait, did you get a *** change bro?

i wish.. i think that probably wouldnt be as painful.

I had a cyst that abscessed.. ended up going septic and getting emergency surgery to remove it and a bunch of infected tissue.

They decided it was best to not stitch it closed so it just a huge gaping disgusting wound with a fanny pack vac ******* the blood away.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Forget your fanny pack bro, I want in on that wnidow covering!

lol brah.. i feel ya but that came from a Puma party at the club in Korea. In the 2nd floor VIP we got blankets and shoes that weren't released in stores yet.

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

might puke bro

 

[UndercoverPunk 5,000+ posts]

Hi guy.