So since you are bedridden, are you going to development those nasty bed sores that fat people who are bedridden get//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif
No but i did get some skin breakdown from where they put the sponge/port thing that connects the tubing to my fanny pack.
They're supposed to apply tegaderm under the port site and sponge track, but this one nurse missed a spot and the suction/moisture made a big sore raw red spot that they had to leave open to air and let heal.
a couple years back I went to the doctor with pain that I basicly thought I was going to die from.I felt like if I could just fart about a 5 gallons bucket worth of fart all the pain would be gone and id be fine.
before I went to the er I was doing so badly I ended up leaning over the arm of my couch with my *** up in the air trying to smush the couch arm in to my stomach to make me fart. lol it sounds so silly but when I showed up at the er - they said whats wrong and I told them I was probably going to die because I cant fart.
next thing I knew I was waking up in the hospital bed with a pee tube shoved up my wener hole and a nice slice on my belly from them removing my ruptured apendix.
apparently the arm of the couch might of been a bad idea...
the coolest part about it was my catheter ( tube that goes up your **** in to your bladder ) was all twisted up... like one of the doctors might of thought it would be funny to spin my piss bag around a good fiew times before mounting it to the bed - so the first time I tried to get up or move around the tube tried to un wind it self inside my ****. that was so fun it was silly. I actually kept my catheter for a while as a souvineer to show ppl how rediculusly large around the thing is and that it was shoved in the pee hole of my **** - and how the baloon inflates at the end to keep it from falling out of your bladder.
I would be asking the doctors to put me in a induced coma if I was the op of this thread. laying up in the hospital bed for 4 days was about as bad of tortue as the pain I thought I was going to die from because I had the feeling of needing to fart 5 gallons of air or die. lolz plus no smoking cigs. id be going insane.
i had my appendix out too, but it took them a month and a half to figure out what was wrong. i had pain but it was in my back more than the front. Almost like kidney stone pain. Every doctor i saw, and i saw a lot, all said something else. I had 2 CT scans, saw an internist, ER twice, a few regular doctors and countless walk in clinic doctors. All of them pretty much made up some bullshit--cracked rib, kidney stones, and even an infected prostate-- and all just sent me home with percocet.
Then one trip to the walk in clinic to get more percocet, they said nope...go directly to ER and have your appendix removed. Thankfully i didnt get a cath that time, but i have had one before and they ****.
Instead this time when i went to pee the first time i noticed i was bald as i was at 7 years old down there. Quite a shock to just randomly wake up and take a pee and find all your pubes gone.
I smoke at the hospital too.. when my appendix came out i took my whole IV demerol IV drip down the elevator and out into the parking lot to smoke and click the button.
For this recent surgery i just had an IV port and wasn't on constant IV dilaudid. Instead the nurse just came and dumped it all in the port at once and did a quick wash with saline every 3 hours and brought a 2mg dillaudid pill to take by mouth every 4 hours.
the constant drip is nice, but it's infused so slow over like 1/2 half hour. it isnt near as nice as just having the nurse be in a hurry and drop it all at once. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif
This is about faulky not YOU you fucking faggot, now shut the fuck up and die.
Fixed.
OK, faulky, back to you. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/imdaman.gif.bc6c552e19aa4ad8c47461144f40eb1a.gif
lolhemad.
