If You Are Reading This, I Have Already Pooped

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I saw this on a stall:
"I sit here broken hearted.

Tried to shit, but only farted.

Later on I took a chance,

I tried to fart, but shat my pants."

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Yeah thats an oldie. At my dad's shop, someone wrote

"Here I sit,

All tired and dirty,

Trying to hide,

Until 4:30"

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

for like a week straight i was shitting bright green, like incredible hulk green. Couldnt figure out why. Well i finally did when i ran out of soda, it was the store brand grape soda, must have been the dye.

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

upper decker is a fav of mine

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

Yes, grape soda, grape snowballs, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cake on your third birthday makes your poop bright green. (The cake i know for a fact).

BTW, Enjoy another work of art, courtesy of me!

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

what with all the poopy pics?

*****

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

Eugenics apparently went down in a blaze of glory.

good parody thread snova!

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

what with all the poopy pics?
*****

First off... its a shitty thread... and secondly... that one was funny

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

Guy I know had a party while his parents were out of town and someone left an upperdecker in the tank. They could figure out where the stench was coming from for a week, then they found it. His parents kicked him out of the house then.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

why does one unload in the tank?

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

cause it just stays there, it never goes away, and floats areounf or days and stinks up someones house

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

:rofl: Yeah, unless its a squirty one... But eventually (depending on how many flushes per day) it will dissolve and go back into the water u drink

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

skydiver is cool too, ill look for a vid

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

Skydiver?? Is that when you sit on the top of the toilet and hang ur *** over the bowl and crap into it making a big splash?!?

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

Skydiver?? Is that when you sit on the top of the toilet and hang ur *** over the bowl and crap into it making a big splash?!?

Its when you sit on top of the stall in a public bathroom and shit everywhere

http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/ haha

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

jesus, lots of poop info

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

http://www.smellypoop.com/poop.html