If You Are Reading This, I Have Already Pooped

[SuperTrooper 10+ year member]

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Just Kidding / I swear!

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

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Just Kidding / I swear!

where's the pic of that big turd that used to float around here? (pun intended) //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I've learned that sometimes powershitting isn't the key, especially when you're chasing that one elusive turd that you know is there, but can't quite reach. You can flex and squeeze, but nothing. I've learned that the best way to bring forth that turd is to sit as straight up as possible, with your back touching the toilet lid, relax the bowels and slowly use your muscles to push the turd out of its' hiding place. Then, slouch back forward, and relax again, and let the turd fall. It's takem me many years to master.

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

I've learned that sometimes powershitting isn't the key, especially when you're chasing that one elusive turd that you know is there, but can't quite reach. You can flex and squeeze, but nothing. I've learned that the best way to bring forth that turd is to sit as straight up as possible, with your back touching the toilet lid, relax the bowels and slowly use your muscles to push the turd out of its' hiding place. Then, slouch back forward, and relax again, and let the turd fall. It's takem me many years to master.

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i'll have to remember to do that next time.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

mine had corn in it and it splattered my arse

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I've learned that sometimes powershitting isn't the key, especially when you're chasing that one elusive turd that you know is there, but can't quite reach. You can flex and squeeze, but nothing. I've learned that the best way to bring forth that turd is to sit as straight up as possible, with your back touching the toilet lid, relax the bowels and slowly use your muscles to push the turd out of its' hiding place. Then, slouch back forward, and relax again, and let the turd fall. It's takem me many years to master.

Alas, youre correct... but those are "Shpeschial" poopies. Those are under no circumstances to be treated with powershitting techniques, as it is usually the last poopie to be poopied, and because it is too stubborn for other techniques.

Another good way to get rid of em, is to act like you really dont care, and start pullin ur pants up. Once the poop realizes it wont get to hang with its friends it will force its way out. It works.

 

[SuperTrooper 10+ year member]

Ahhh... Nothing like a little Turd Talk in the morning on the forums. Oh, Oh, I am turtle heading right know, must go. May the force be with me.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/escape.gif.52b661afb17bde1db0e0c7da97e75b38.gif

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

Alas, youre correct... but those are "Shpeschial" poopies. Those are under no circumstances to be treated with powershitting techniques, as it is usually the last poopie to be poopied, and because it is too stubborn for other techniques.
Another good way to get rid of em, is to act like you really dont care, and start pullin ur pants up. Once the poop realizes it wont get to hang with its friends it will force its way out. It works.

i lol'd at that one. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

Okay... since nobody has done it yet...

Heres a nice poop for ya.

 

[matt_martin87 10+ year member]

lol at this whole thread

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

don't you hate it when you have to crap and you are stuck in traffic and have no place to go? what do you do!!!!!

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

that's one hell of a log. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

also i've been prairie doggin it on my way home from work a few times. luckily i was a minute away from home.

 

[matt_martin87 10+ year member]

Okay... since nobody has done it yet...

Heres a nice poop for ya.

Thats a worthy poopie right there.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I saw this on a stall:

"I sit here broken hearted.

Tried to shit, but only farted.

Later on I took a chance,

I tried to fart, but shat my pants."

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