If You Are Reading This, I Have Already Pooped

I've learned that sometimes powershitting isn't the key, especially when you're chasing that one elusive turd that you know is there, but can't quite reach. You can flex and squeeze, but nothing. I've learned that the best way to bring forth that turd is to sit as straight up as possible, with your back touching the toilet lid, relax the bowels and slowly use your muscles to push the turd out of its' hiding place. Then, slouch back forward, and relax again, and let the turd fall. It's takem me many years to master.

 
I've learned that sometimes powershitting isn't the key, especially when you're chasing that one elusive turd that you know is there, but can't quite reach. You can flex and squeeze, but nothing. I've learned that the best way to bring forth that turd is to sit as straight up as possible, with your back touching the toilet lid, relax the bowels and slowly use your muscles to push the turd out of its' hiding place. Then, slouch back forward, and relax again, and let the turd fall. It's takem me many years to master.
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i'll have to remember to do that next time.

 
I've learned that sometimes powershitting isn't the key, especially when you're chasing that one elusive turd that you know is there, but can't quite reach. You can flex and squeeze, but nothing. I've learned that the best way to bring forth that turd is to sit as straight up as possible, with your back touching the toilet lid, relax the bowels and slowly use your muscles to push the turd out of its' hiding place. Then, slouch back forward, and relax again, and let the turd fall. It's takem me many years to master.
Alas, youre correct... but those are "Shpeschial" poopies. Those are under no circumstances to be treated with powershitting techniques, as it is usually the last poopie to be poopied, and because it is too stubborn for other techniques.

Another good way to get rid of em, is to act like you really dont care, and start pullin ur pants up. Once the poop realizes it wont get to hang with its friends it will force its way out. It works.

 
Ahhh... Nothing like a little Turd Talk in the morning on the forums. Oh, Oh, I am turtle heading right know, must go. May the force be with me.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/escape.gif.52b661afb17bde1db0e0c7da97e75b38.gif

 
Alas, youre correct... but those are "Shpeschial" poopies. Those are under no circumstances to be treated with powershitting techniques, as it is usually the last poopie to be poopied, and because it is too stubborn for other techniques.
Another good way to get rid of em, is to act like you really dont care, and start pullin ur pants up. Once the poop realizes it wont get to hang with its friends it will force its way out. It works.
i lol'd at that one. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
Okay... since nobody has done it yet...

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Heres a nice poop for ya.

 
I saw this on a stall:

"I sit here broken hearted.

Tried to shit, but only farted.

Later on I took a chance,

I tried to fart, but shat my pants."

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