If You Are Reading This, I Have Already Pooped

[NoLimit 10+ year member]

cosby kids get dropped off A okay?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

****

 

[slikrider20 10+ year member]

Tits.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

poppycock

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

buncha shitheads in here

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

buncha shitheads in here

****

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

anyone ever wipe, and think you get it all then like 4 hours later your butthole starts itching and kinda burning? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

I believe this is one of those things that happens to all men, though we don't need to share it with other men... for they already know.

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

shit Fuuck!

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

I believe this is one of those things that happens to all men, though we don't need to share it with other men... for they already know.

ok im not the minority //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[kicker06 10+ year member]

lol @ phantoms sig.

 

[geowick07 10+ year member]

I havent layed a single log today.... But i HAVE made a few powersqirts.
Having strep throat ftmfl

BTW i have a solution for not stinking up the bathroom. As soon as you lay logs, flush so that it doesnt have time to stink the bitsh up. Also, if you have powersquirts, if yoiu lvl up ur jedipooping skills, you can time the flush just right that it all goes down in a single flush and leaves the bathroom lemony fresh!

I believe this is known as a courtesy flush. I could be wrong, but being a male, I like to think I have all the terminology about the shithouse down-pat.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i enjoy stinking up the bathroom //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[geowick07 10+ year member]

lol @ phantoms sig.

x2. Very funny stuff there!

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I believe this is known as a courtesy flush. I could be wrong, but being a male, I like to think I have all the terminology about the shithouse down-pat.

No a courtesy flush is similar, but not quite the same. According to urban dictionary, it can be anything from a flush to reduce the noise of you pooping, to flushing the uflushed toilets in a public restroom before embarking on your own poop.

But mine is a flush that eradicates 95% of odor, by synchonizing the poop with the flush, so that there is no time between the poop and the flush to release its aroma.

I call it, "The Jedi Flush"...

 

[davesexplorer 10+ year member]

horsepucky.