If You Are Reading This, I Have Already Pooped

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

That is all.

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

interesting

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

any casualties?

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

how many logs you leave behind lumberjack?

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

any casualties?

Eugenics apparently went down in a blaze of glory.

 

[Intrepid Bass 10+ year member]

fabreeze ftw?

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I havent layed a single log today.... But i HAVE made a few powersqirts.

Having strep throat ftmfl

BTW i have a solution for not stinking up the bathroom. As soon as you lay logs, flush so that it doesnt have time to stink the bitsh up. Also, if you have powersquirts, if yoiu lvl up ur jedipooping skills, you can time the flush just right that it all goes down in a single flush and leaves the bathroom lemony fresh!

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

i took a shit one time and it hurt so bad i thought i was giving birth, and then i heard crying in the toilet and i was like wtf, and looked and my shit was alive! i paniced and flushed the toilet and little junior was screaming bloody murder. he got cloged right at the point of exit and was still alive and traped and in agony, so i busted out my plunger and put the poor guy out his misery. that's something i've kept inside for a long time. literally

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/bsflag.gif.21f42eccd34b7d1eb1608fb1b59b69c3.gif i call bs

you know that *******'s as wide as a texas highway with all those fudgepacking tendencies

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/bsflag.gif.21f42eccd34b7d1eb1608fb1b59b69c3.gif i call bs
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wasn't bullshit it was human shit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif literally

 

[kballa422 10+ year member]

i layed a log today and I had to wipe like 20 times! Arggghh i hate those poops.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

wetwipes people! wetwipes!

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

anyone ever wipe, and think you get it all then like 4 hours later your butthole starts itching and kinda burning? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[slikrider20 10+ year member]

i took a shit one time and it hurt so bad i thought i was giving birth, and then i heard crying in the toilet and i was like wtf, and looked and my shit was alive! i paniced and flushed the toilet and little junior was screaming bloody murder. he got cloged right at the point of exit and was still alive and traped and in agony, so i busted out my plunger and put the poor guy out his misery. that's something i've kept inside for a long time. literally

thats the funniest thing i've ever heard on this forum thts worthy to go in my sig for awhile

btw...you s houldn't keep it inside for that long of a time...they generally hurt more that way