If You Are Reading This, I Have Already Pooped

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

LOL...brilliant

 

[SuperTrooper 10+ year member]

I didn't have time to read all them bathroom poems. But around here in Houston you a very popular one is:

Here I sit with my azz cheeks a flexin'

givin birth to another mexican.

No dis-respect to mexicans, my daughter I married a spanish woman and my daughter is Texican.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

when i was younger i pooped in a urinal at a public park, bet the park ranger liked that

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

Oh yeah? I got a better story for ya. When no sports were in season, one of my buddies decided to take a shit in the showers, because nobody goes in there between sports seasons. To make a long story short, he hid it so well it stank up the locker room for a week. It was teh ****.

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I thought this would enlighten your day

How does poop stay together, like in links?(Question submitted by Blink182 Girl)

In humans, soft poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets its "link" look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn't pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected.

If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.

Why does poop sometimes fizzle like Alka Seltzer when it hits the water?

(Question submitted by Penelope B.)

Fizzling can happen if the poop is supercharged with bubbles of fart gas. After discharge from the body, the poop is in a lower pressure environment and it degasses.

Now i gotta wonder how many of u are gonna hit the toilet and see who can get the longest poo.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i feel better

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

I didn't have time to read all them bathroom poems. But around here in Houston you a very popular one is:
Here I sit with my azz cheeks a flexin'

givin birth to another mexican.

No dis-respect to mexicans, my daughter I married a spanish woman and my daughter is Texican.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

i saw that one too

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I didn't have time to read all them bathroom poems. But around here in Houston you a very popular one is:
Here I sit with my azz cheeks a flexin'

givin birth to another texan

No dis-respect to mexicans, my daughter I married a spanish woman and my daughter is Texican.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

What the rest of the US writes on the stalls //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

i tried to practice the jedi wipe technique today, but i failed miserably //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

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[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Yes, grape soda, grape snowballs, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cake on your third birthday makes your poop bright green. (The cake i know for a fact).

BTW, Enjoy another work of art, courtesy of me!

i have done this at my ex girlfriend's house after we broke up.