i has a joke.

[Slim_Shady]

Here's a boudreau and Thibodeaux joke (boo-dro and tib-a-doe)

(Heavy coonass accent)

Boudreau and Thibodeaux were hunting when Boudreau had to take a shit. As he squats behind a tree, a copperhead bites him right n the head of his dick.

He comes running back "Thibodeaux, a snake bit me right on da pecker, what do I do"

So Thibodeaux gets on his phone and calls the doctor "Doc, Boudreaux got bit on the pecker by a copperhead, what should we do?" "Well", the doc says, "The only chance Boudreaux had is if you **** the poison out."

"Ok", replies Thibodeaux

"What did he say Thibodeaux" Asks Boudreaux

"I don't know how to tel you this Boudreaux", replies Thibodeaux, "The doctor said you gonna die"

 

[cajun_duck 10+ year member]

Boudreaux is sitting at his fishing camp when along comes Thibadeaux paddeling hit pirogue (a skinny canoe). Boudreaux sees that his pirogue is full of duck calls. "May Thibadeaux, where you going with all them duck calls." "I'm going get me some ducks," says Thibadeaux. "You aint gonna get no ducks with just duck calls," says Boudreaux. Thibadeaux says, "watch me." Sure enough, here comes Thibadeaux paddeling back in the evening, pirogue full of ducks.

Well, the next morning, here comes Thibadeaux with a pirogue full of crab boil. Well the same conversations happens except with crabs. Sure enough, here comes Thibadeaux in the evening loaded down with crabs.

The third morning Thibadeaux is coming down the canal with his pirogue full of *****willow (a plant), Boudreaux says, "hold on Thibadeaux, I'm going get my hat."