i has a joke.

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

want to know why you dont see alot of ricers during the winter?

the soup in their mufflers froze.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

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[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Wheres the funny?

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

Wheres the funny?

x2

 

[sexiewasd 10+ year member]

I saw a ricer today. I rev'ed my engine behind him to mock the fart can with a lack of turbo. He understood but the guy behind me thought I was serious and took off full throttle. I think we both loled.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

I saw a ricer today. I rev'ed my engine behind him to mock the fart can with a lack of turbo. He understood but the guy behind me thought I was serious and took off full throttle. I think we both loled.

that's an awesome story. you should start a thread about it.

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

ill probably ban you for racism. we dont tolerate that here.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

ill probably ban you for racism. we dont tolerate that here.

Racism makes me sick

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

you both make me sick.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I still don't get it.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I met this girl at a pub last night, we hit it off and she invited me back to hers for a night of ***. She asked me if I was into anything kinky, and I said yes. So she slipped into a spandex catsuit with nipple-tassles, got her whip out of the cupboard, and stuck a lubricated vibrator up her ***. Finally, she got me to handcuff her to the bed.

Lustfully, and full of alcohol, she looked up to me and said, "Okay, now fuck me!"

So I left. No need for that kind of language.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the wiper. It said:

I just accidentally reversed into your car.

Quite a few people saw me do it.

They think I'm leaving my name and details.

Well, I'm not.

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Thats what im sayin

 

[silvercookie 5,000+ posts]

because some people call the big *** mufflers ricers have they call them soupcans.

get it yet

or is everyone retarded.

 

[NewAgeKing 5,000+ posts]

Not at all funny.

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

because some people call the big *** mufflers ricers have they call them soupcans.
get it yet

or is everyone retarded.

i still don't get how a large muffler resembles a small can of soup.