i has a joke.

I saw a ricer today. I rev'ed my engine behind him to mock the fart can with a lack of turbo. He understood but the guy behind me thought I was serious and took off full throttle. I think we both loled.

 
I saw a ricer today. I rev'ed my engine behind him to mock the fart can with a lack of turbo. He understood but the guy behind me thought I was serious and took off full throttle. I think we both loled.
that's an awesome story. you should start a thread about it.

 
I met this girl at a pub last night, we hit it off and she invited me back to hers for a night of ***. She asked me if I was into anything kinky, and I said yes. So she slipped into a spandex catsuit with nipple-tassles, got her whip out of the cupboard, and stuck a lubricated vibrator up her ***. Finally, she got me to handcuff her to the bed.

Lustfully, and full of alcohol, she looked up to me and said, "Okay, now fuck me!"

So I left. No need for that kind of language.

 
I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the wiper. It said:

I just accidentally reversed into your car.

Quite a few people saw me do it.

They think I'm leaving my name and details.

Well, I'm not.

 
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