So Moses and his brother Aaron are wandering through the desert. Eventually they happena upon a small village and enter a tavern operated by a Philistine. After several cups of wine, Moses goes over to the Philistine and says "You are a sinner and must repent. The God of Israel is the only true God and is the only one who can save your soul." The Philistine snickers and cracks jokes about Moses being a drunk. Moses then exclaims "I shall prove it to you. By the grace of the God of Israel, I can stand on this table, relieve myself into the urn at the other end of the room, and not a drop will spill. If I cannot do this, I will give you 100 pieces of silver." The Philestine predictably agrees. So Moses proceeds to stand on the table and piss all over the place. On the floor, on the table, even on the Philesitne's face, and not a drop made it into the urn. The Philestine, dripping with piss, starts yelling and dancing to celebrate his newfound wealth. Moses strangely follows suit. When asked why he was so happy to lose money, Moses told the Philestine "Because my simple friend, I have just won a bet with my brother Aaron. I bet him 500 pieces of silver that I could piss on your face and you would still be ecstatic."
