How should i pwn this noob

[WhiteTrash 10+ year member]

throw a bucket of phosphurus(sp) on him //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

have some big black dude who just got out of prison hide in your trunk, then when he goes in your car, push him in there and slam the door

**** ftw

 

[galacticmonkey 5,000+ posts]

Rick Roll him. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif:verymad://content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/verymad.gif.3f39c5c2fd57527b671fad3efdfac756.gif

 

[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

take a shit in a cup.... place change in cup and cup in holder.

 

[savagebee 10+ year member]

take a shit in a cup.... place change in cup and cup in holder.

clean up shit after he dumps it in your seat

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[delvryboy 5,000+ posts]

clean up shit after he dumps it in your seat
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yeah, bad idea. it was 4 am and i had to take a mean shit

 

[nismos14 5,000+ posts]

vids now.

 

[tEh koRnDog 5,000+ posts]

throw a bucket of phosphurus(sp) on him //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gifhave some big black dude who just got out of prison hide in your trunk, then when he goes in your car, push him in there and slam the door

**** ftw

King Kong in his trunk?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/2137

Get one of those. I bet it's someone you know....

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

age of the person will affect my response to this situation.

young kid

old enough to get their *** beat (aka 18 and older): catch him in the act and beat him until he can't breathe. stop, let him catch his breath, take your change back and kick him in the gut. then go back inside and go back to sleep

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

stick him in the knee cap with an icepick, then cut his eyelids off and keep taking his picture.

 

[CJW 10+ year member]

i have a 4yr old brother that is a lil meanass.. i'll be asleep and he will club me in the head with a wiffle ball bat and just do other random acts of mean-assery when no one expects it.. so here lately I will lay him on his stomach and cross his legs in an X and hook his underwear over foot.. its fckin hilarious.. he tries to get up and shit but he cant cuz his legs are being held up... finally after 5-10 mintues he free's himslef but I feel like i got my revenge

AHAHAHAHA

 

[shortyg83 10+ year member]

stick him in the knee cap with an icepick, then cut his eyelids off and keep taking his picture.

place moustrap in change cup and lightly cover it with change

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

hook live wires to a quarter and place said quarter at bottom of pile of change, thereby making all change live. be sure to stand and watch when he grabs it

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

i say run out and catch him, Throw him down and Put him in a Boston Crab and fart on his neck.. submission holds and *** gas ftw on lil kids
i have a 4yr old brother that is a lil meanass.. i'll be asleep and he will club me in the head with a wiffle ball bat and just do other random acts of mean-assery when no one expects it.. so here lately I will lay him on his stomach and cross his legs in an X and hook his underwear over foot.. its fckin hilarious.. he tries to get up and shit but he cant cuz his legs are being held up... finally after 5-10 mintues he free's himslef but I feel like i got my revenge

Your parents must be winners //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

I think the simplest thing to do is arm your alarm then unlock the door with your key and walk away so when he does open the door the alarm goes off. better yet even simpler just lock your doors //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif