How should i pwn this noob

[phildapimp89 10+ year member]

Some scumbag steals all the change out of my car when I leave the doors unlocked, and now that I'm getting a video camera for Christmas, it's time to mess with this little shiot and catch him in the act.

I'm home from college and have spare time on my hands, along with $15 in cash.

Keep in mind, there will be vids =)

Nothing brutal, just want to have a little fun and make it a vid worth watching.

... And yes, I realize that I am a moron for leaving my doors unlocked.

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[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

He doesn't take anything else but loose change? Doesn't try and take your deck or other audio stuff?

 

[dillinja666 10+ year member]

remote detonated m80 under the car? when he opens the door..pow! watch him jump

 

[phildapimp89 10+ year member]

He doesn't take anything else but loose change? Doesn't try and take your deck or other audio stuff?

I have absolutely nothing installed in my new car as of now.

Only takes change.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

roundhouse him in the throat, beat him into submission and then tie him up in ur basement. When he wakes up, beat his *** until he is knocked out again. Bring him back to his house, and when he wakes up again yell "Gotcha!"

 

[dillinja666 10+ year member]

sneak up behind him and pepper spray him, they yell merry x-mas

 

[phildapimp89 10+ year member]

sneak up behind him and pepper spray him, they yell merry x-mas

I do have pepper spray...

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

kick him in the nuts and yell "how does it feel to have something that belongs to you taken away?????"

 

[dillinja666 10+ year member]

ask him if he wants to be a farmer, kick him in the nuts and tell him here's two acres

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

remote detonated m80 under the car? when he opens the door..pow! watch him jump

false assumption, m80's do not detonate.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif

technicalities aside.

Duct tape your dick to his chest. take plenty of pics. and he will stop, I do it all the time, it works.

 

[biggen_bd 10+ year member]

Tazer...... buahahahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[phildapimp89 10+ year member]

Tazer...... buahahahaha //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Illegal in this state =(

 

[biggen_bd 10+ year member]

Illegal in this state =(

Oh //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif retract previous statement recommend chuck norris bylaws

 

[Twilight 10+ year member]

I assume it's some dumb kid? (from "little shiot")

I say do the video, then get his name and get a web site up like "JoeSmithKidIsAThief.com" and post the video up there. Then put up posters with his picture and the web site address so the whole neighbourhood can witness the theft.

 

[RipDaJacka]

i say run out and catch him, Throw him down and Put him in a Boston Crab and fart on his neck.. submission holds and *** gas ftw on lil kids

i have a 4yr old brother that is a lil meanass.. i'll be asleep and he will club me in the head with a wiffle ball bat and just do other random acts of mean-assery when no one expects it.. so here lately I will lay him on his stomach and cross his legs in an X and hook his underwear over foot.. its fckin hilarious.. he tries to get up and shit but he cant cuz his legs are being held up... finally after 5-10 mintues he free's himslef but I feel like i got my revenge