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[Pimpdaddyq 10+ year member]

These 2 guys were talking about their wives one night, and the one guy said he always wanted to try to eat his wife out, but his wife won't let him. So that night they called this prostatute, and she let him try eating ***** for the first time..

He starts eating her out, and all the sudden pulls out a little piece of corn.. "Hmm.. oh well" he says..

A second later, he pulls out another piece, but this time a piece of celery..

After the third piece of food he pulls out of his mouth he says " Um are you sick or something? I keep finding chunks of food down here"

"Oh no im not sick.. but the guy who ate me out before you was"

Yuck..

 

[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

ok heres a good one its a lil racist but im not i just heard it

ok theres a truck driver carrying a truck full of black bowling balls driving down the road and he sees a young black kid pushing his bicycle with two flat tires,so he stops and asks the boy if he wants a ride, he says yes and the trucker puts him in the back with the load. about ten mins later the trucker get pulled over and the cop tels him he needs to check out the load, so he goes back opens up the door and comes running back up to the trucker and tells him... you have a truck full of n1gger eggs and ones already hatched and stole a bicycle.

 

[80INCHES 5,000+ posts]

why did the plus sign (+) hate the minus sign(-)?

cuz he was negative!

80

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

LAWL @ this thread...