Harleyjones312
mustard and biscuits
Well I finally got around to adding the "big three" or upgrading them on my gfs nissan late last night. I recently installed an old cda 7893, some papers, subs, amp, batt,blah blah. Tuned everything to my abilities and ran a few tests and then rechecked my work and left it alone till today. After reinstalling the main power 100amp fuse @ the batt upon completion of installing new grounds, I also re terminated 0ga ground at amp and also tidied up some wires . Again, rechecked everything two or three times (at least) to make SURE 12v, g, remote, and subs , and fans all 100% before I shoot fire to everything . Started car, fine, checked under hood, fine, closed hood and jumped.in cockey.and confident about how **** smart and talented I am, not to mention thorough to a level of mental disorder. Pushed "power" and lights, camera, POP, FLASH,SMOKE,FLASH, HALF A.POP,I see a.little flash fire coming from the rather large,ab, old ***, but forwver faithful PA TT 2.600 (family member) im running around screaming like my.hair was on fire and.my *** was catching, hollering about 911 and all the while my brain is waiting for.the protect light to at least salvage the car as my ******* carried on. FINALLY I got my witts enough to "kill ign" and instantly.noticed I was alone and could.not,immediately anyway, blame this no doubt tragic loss on lesser,un suspecting, as well as 100% innocent bistander to begin healing my massive ego. After all but removing fuel tank and again, tripple checking everything, I found NOTHING WRONG ANYWHERE. The car stinks like a daycare burn barrel so I removed the back of my way over valued, ( by me) semi famous, and no doubt, critically ill amp to find more stinch and some.pretty severe signs of a house fire. The first and second power transisters or fets or three legged electroniky, sparky things had a.couple burns.into the board in betwixed a couple legs. Done fo,.for sure as per.my luck right? No popped fuses, no external foul up so far, and im beside my self. I finally go.against every fiber and decide to go for 4th of.july in my.gfs now hated versa,.or.id have some boom boom, but I.was sure "nothing was out of.the ?" I go.ahead and recruit my unsuspecting, nieve, 23yr old hottie gf (I am a sack of ****) to "man" the ign and in case of catastrophic, tragic, unthinkable things happen, I.now have a lightning fast, genious with.**** ( how contradictory!) to not only.initiate our well thought out.and rehearsed, and re-rehearsed mission abort plan, but.I.also have my.scapegoat supporting,egobosting out I need. Carefully turn everything on ever so gently. I turned the input signal.to less than 1v if that matters. Nervously.expecting AT LEAST the dreaded "protect" light and maybe more of the previous antics. To my amazement, nothing but sound and green lights and Buck Ownes, "made in japan" filled the air. Now im grinning like a jackass with a mouth full of yellow jackets! Rolled it on up and stretched him on out, dialed input back to +4, made sure my bass boost was on "eleven" for pure audiophilatio, (not) and twenty minutes and five Buck Owens legendary tunes later, NOTHING happened. I no doubt, physical damage to the amp, and no clue as to what happened or what I may be in store for. If anyone of you or all that read my self serving rambling and can still stand me enough.to.offer a theory or two, I would be in.debt. Im sorry about the length and punctuation and all. I have a knack (or disorder) for wasting air and bytes I suppose. I will adjust accordingly to the amount.of.douchery thrown my way. I cant lose any friends over it though cause I.dont have any yet and I can imagine my ca.com brothers are eagerly awaiting my "request" to.either accept or tell.me.to.F O. Either way, I will always continually attempt to improve or change myself totry to "fit in" or be everyones.favorite **** ***. Actually im unfortunately set inI my ways after 47 yrs of.getting it.wrong and being the funniest loser in the room. Thanks.in.advance for.your replies, if any, and be happy today for no dang reason and see if you cant make.someone else a little happier on your way. Im out.....