Do you have any dickhole friends?
Now, some one like me, with a friend that likes to draw dicks on my car with a paint pen thing every other night, I'd throw some rank shit in the car.
Me and a couple friends put said dick hole's car on blocks of wood, to lift the tires off the ground just about 1/4". He's going to be pissed when he gets in the car later and expects the car to go anywhere.
That's also why my car is parked in teh back of the doctor's office down the block with a cover thrown on it tonight. Still can't get that ****ing paint pen out of the window stripping.