why that was nice

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Huh. I would have thought otherwise. I'm not sure I could ever give up a gig where I got to laugh and point at retards all day long.

yeah it sounds a lot better in theory than it ends up being in practice.

For one, retards are strong, mean, and you cant just fight them like you would a regular person.. you get in trouble for that..

for two.. they just dont know when to give up because they are retarded.. they go on fighting all ****ing day until they tire out.. then they get to take a nap and you just have to keep fighting another one..

another really disturbing aspect is that in the struggle they often get sweaty and then take their clothes off.. a sweaty retard is slippery and hard to hold onto... plus you know.. who likes touching a sweaty ***** retard..

over all not a good job..

 

[Scoobydoo 5,000+ posts]

I use tissues to wipe, regular TP is too fiberous and gives me a rash.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

My biggest issue right now is that I have a hairy ***.

Funny how that works. I have barely any hair on my entire body, but my groin and *** are a jungle.

I always end up yanking hair out after a healthy deuce dropping.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I was flat broke a few weeks ago, day before my paycheck, so I went and bought 2 of those dollar TV dinners by Banquet. The type that you try to not smell or look at just eat it. Well I finished those, next morning I had to shit. I sat down and tried with all my might and nothing came out so Im like well this was a failed attempt. I got up, and as I stood and my *** checks were pressing together I felt it. A little turd nugget had made its way out but gotten stuck I thought. So I quickly sat down, and wiped. Now this was not your normal turd, this was almost a peanut butter/nutella texture. It was very dense and sticky. I tried and went through half a roll of toilet paper getting this shit off me. And I as threw the used toilet paper into the toilet I noticed the poop wasnt mixing with the water. It was like it was very oily. Very weird experience.

wet wipes would have been your friend..

and again.. i'm still waiting for ball pics.

You're a ball pic tease.

I use tissues to wipe, regular TP is too fiberous and gives me a rash.

wet wipes.

 

[captaincheesey 10+ year member]

Pooping the best time to get work done, or to catch up on reading. Also, try watching **** and dropping a deuce

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

well they arent.. we werent even allowed to tranquilize them..

more than once all that was needed was a big shot of haldol... but no.. that's considered chemical restraint and really hard to get an order for... its more humane to fight them all day long... :rolleye:

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

Yea it is called crack cocaine.
You fools are always gacked out.

Please stop exposing our corporate secrets. We must keep the upper hand on our competitors.

BTW, the only people that are "gacked out" are the contractors. We are not responsible for them.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Creeps me out your wanting pictars of my balls. Maybe laters.

lmao.

thanks, that was my point exactly.

I really dont want to see you balls.. i just thought it would be funny to creep you out by asking for them.

Mission accomplished.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

score:

faulkton - 1

BMX - 0

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[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

haha you win.

Now I on the other hand, really do wish to see them balls.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

it was really a gamble.. because you could have just sent them.. and then you would have been the victor and i would have just been traumatized

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

But one day, when you least expect it. My balls will be there.

two can play at the game...