why that was nice

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif We were actually just discussing the effects asparagus has on urine here @ work. LOL

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

wet wipes are the shit... no pun intended... you should really try them out flip.

Charmin makes some really good ones.. a lot more comfortable.. they do a better job... and they smell nice so they mask the dookie odor.

I will consider them.

I was thinking it would be more manly to stink vs. use a wet wipe.

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

If you eat some cereals, later in the day when you take a piss your piss will remind you of that cereal. Something like "Smacks" or similar.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

there was a phase in my group of friends when peeing on each other was hilarious.

example: i was talking to a friend while he was sitting on my other friends front porch. my other friend comes out of his front door and stands behind the friend sitting down. he quietly whips his dick out and pisses on the kid sitting down. hilarity ensues as the pissee chases the pisser with his dick hangin out around in the front yard.

imagine if he dropped a deuce on him instead.... that would certainly be a lot more fun that piss

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

dry leaves sound terrible for wiping.

If you can use those, you're a real man deer.

I would probably just hold it.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I will consider them.
I was thinking it would be more manly to stink vs. use a wet wipe.

bah i'm less concerned with a manliness poo smell and more concerned with not having streaky undies and the comfort factor.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i'm surprised no one has mentioned the double stream...

 

[atoz350 10+ year member]

At Comcast, they just tell us to keep a Gatorade bottle around just in case. We don't seem to care about bathroom breaks. We have other ways to speed up productivity. The bags are neat though. But like one tech said, if you get caught on the side of the road using the bag, you'll still get unwanted publicity.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i get the dreaded double stream after busting a nut sometimes....

it makes aiming REALLY tricky.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

smacks ftmfl

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

i'm surprised no one has mentioned the double stream...

I hate when that happens.

Pee on the toilet and floor FTL. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i think the sticky population pollen clogs up the exit or something and it takes a while before the pee erodes that nasty little *** plug that splits the stream in two.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

i think the sticky population pollen clogs up the exit or something and it takes a while before the pee erodes that nasty little *** plug that splits the stream in two.

Seems like it.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

there was a phase in my group of friends when peeing on each other was hilarious.
example: i was talking to a friend while he was sitting on my other friends front porch. my other friend comes out of his front door and stands behind the friend sitting down. he quietly whips his dick out and pisses on the kid sitting down. hilarity ensues as the pissee chases the pisser with his dick hangin out around in the front yard.

imagine if he dropped a deuce on him instead.... that would certainly be a lot more fun that piss

If I was the guy sitting down, we would have one less friend by the end of the day...