why that was nice

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

do they not have port-a-potty's on the other side of the lake?

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

when i wake up in the middle of the night with a boner, and have to pee, i always just pee in the shower..

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I enjoy 'hotdogging' it when I pee, just take your sack and wrap it around your dick so it looks kind of like a hotdog, I showed this to the wife one day and she was not impressed so I am glad to see there are other like minded individuals out there who have interest in the sport of peeing as I do.

I have also been known to take the occasional piss in the sink which is fun to point and aim at one bottom corner and see how far you can make the 'wave' go around the sink.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

well i dont use the wet wipes when i pee.. only for the duke..

i actually started using them when i worked at the institution for retards.. because they kept them in the bathrooms for the aids to use cleaning up the messy retards...

one day i thought.. "hmm.. what are these all about"... and tried them out...

now i'm hooked.. but i probably would have never discovered them if it wasnt for that job...

and no... i never cleaned up a shitty retard... i just fought the angry ones.. and for some reason.. fighting angry retards isnt nearly as fun as it sounds.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Maybe I should carry a 3 liter, I may be able to fit it in flacid.

i've had ok luck with the big mouth juice bottles.. and the wide mouth Mt. Dew or water bottles.. my wiener fits into those..

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Ever tried doing an upper-decker at the house of someone you don't like?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Upper+Decker

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

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I enjoy 'hotdogging' it when I pee, just take your sack and wrap it around your dick so it looks kind of like a hotdog, I showed this to the wife one day and she was not impressed so I am glad to see there are other like minded individuals out there who have interest in the sport of peeing as I do.

I have also been known to take the occasional piss in the sink which is fun to point and aim at one bottom corner and see how far you can make the 'wave' go around the sink.

hmm hotdoggin sounds like fun.. i will give it a try.

I pissed in the sink this morning..

i usually only pee in the sink when i really i REALLY have to pee while making my morning coffee.. instead of delaying the creation of coffee (my best friend)... i just pee in the sink.. but i usually try to avoid the dreaded splash back and aim for the drain.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

then i poor a little bleach down the drain because, well, peeing in the sink is a little gross..

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

But I myself do enjoy a good pooping. Gives me time to read the car/hot rod magazines.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

When it looks like this, you know it was fun.

http://dumbni ggers.com/images/185739_HerNameIsMaryloo.jpg

 

[dman4486 5,000+ posts]

yeah i've never pooped outside.
Maybe i will give it a try, but i dont think it would be nearly as much fun.

I did outside once...ended up with poison ivy of the ***....apparently leaves are not user friendly