why that was nice

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat ***** watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL2259151320070822?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I think I may try this one.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

LMAO "burning like a torch" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[Max_Power 10+ year member]

silly russians

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

All i know is that if i was sitting around ***** and i saw my ex-wife coming toward me with some lighter fluid and a match - i wouldn't stick around to find out what her plans were.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Wow, watching tv ***** and drinking vodka, sounds like pwnage

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Maybe she just finished giving him a blowjob?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Maybe she just used the Vodka as lighter fluid //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

vodka was the lubricant?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

its too bad the article is so vague.

I really want to know more about this.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Was she charged?

Do they still live together?

Did he burn up her tits or puss?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Burnt hair FTMFL

 

[its_bacon12 10+ year member]

hahhhaahhaah

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

He should stick a hot curling iron in her vajayjay that way the can have matching privates.

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

Was she charged?
Do they still live together?

Did he burn up her tits or puss?

He should heat up butter for 3 minutes like that one idiot did