why that was nice

[revrider1 5,000+ posts]

Dam, that must have hurt...

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

she is the Russian equivalent of Lorena Bobbitt

 

[CaliforniabOY5 10+ year member]

"difficult to predit" for a full recovery. . . //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

It's a new move to use in bed called "The Russian Torch".

Prior to insertion, pour a bottle of Smirnoff all over your genitals. Then just prior to the climax, have your ex-wife light your dick on fire. Guaranteed best orgasm.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

I think I may try this one.

It's a new move to use in bed called "The Russian Torch".
Prior to insertion, pour a bottle of Smirnoff all over your genitals. Then just prior to the climax, have your ex-wife light your dick on fire. Guaranteed best orgasm.

That is what I was trying to get at. Except you were funnier about it.

Also, ygpm from yesterday.

 

[newusername 10+ year member]

In Soviet Russia, burning orgasms you.

I'll reply in a second, Flip.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

LoL.

Yakov is teh man.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

It's a new move to use in bed called "The Russian Torch".
Prior to insertion, pour a bottle of Smirnoff all over your genitals. Then just prior to the climax, have your ex-wife light your dick on fire. Guaranteed best orgasm.

Talk about warming sensation....

 

[SEVEN_ELEVEN 10+ year member]

lol, my history teacher was talking about this today at school.

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

lol, my history teacher was talking about this today at school.

My history teacher was hot. She was 26 when I was in school. I wish she would talk about penises.

**EDIT** Preferably discussing various *** activities with mine that do not involve fire.

 

[billabongcr 5,000+ posts]

thats pretty excellent

 

[WantedIsHere]

what in the hell are they teaching our kids now days? when i was in school the only time a teacher said penis or refered to anywhere above the waste or below the knee's was durring *** ed and they rarely ever even said the word penis durring that....

 

[iagrdshaka 5,000+ posts]

I bet it was sexually gratifying for him.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

what in the hell are they teaching our kids now days? when i was in school the only time a teacher said penis or refered to anywhere above the waste or below the knee's was durring *** ed and they rarely ever even said the word penis durring that....

We are pushing our young people to be whores.