why that was nice

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

What do you call an ethiopian with a feather up his ***?

A dart.

 

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

Why don't you hear about black people getting attacked by sharks?

The sharks think they're whale poop.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where His mom is baking. He puts His hand in the flour and wipes it all over His face. He looks at His mom and says, "Mom, look, I`m a white boy!"

His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, "Go show your father!"

He goes to His dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I`m a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your Grandmother!"

The boy goes in His grandmother`s room and says, "Look granny, I`m a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to His mother.

His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?!"

To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I`ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black people!"

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Watch BET.

I actually watch the BET comedy show almost every week before the wire comes on.

THey don't do any white jokes, they are all self-deprecating jokes about blacks, by blacks.

Also i would like to call for an end to this tasteless racist jokes in this thread.

To the rest of you, I'm sorry that these morally bankrupt bigots are ruining our serious conversation.

 

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where His mom is baking. He puts His hand in the flour and wipes it all over His face. He looks at His mom and says, "Mom, look, I`m a white boy!"His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, "Go show your father!"

He goes to His dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I`m a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your Grandmother!"

The boy goes in His grandmother`s room and says, "Look granny, I`m a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to His mother.

His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?!"

To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I`ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black people!"

lmfao...I liked that one.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q: What's big, long, and white?

A: I still don't know yet.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Q: Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

A: It's hard to find them in the snow.

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

I actually watch the BET comedy show almost every week before the wire comes on.
THey don't do any white jokes, they are all self-deprecating jokes about blacks, by blacks.

Also i would like to call for an end to this tasteless racist jokes in this thread.

To the rest of you, I'm sorry that these morally bankrupt bigots are ruining our serious conversation.

Yeah i laugh not at the jokes but the fact of there ignorance to think it's funny....And that there lives consist of searching google for stuff like that. Most people like that are timid and weak in RL so nothing to even worry about.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?

Cause being white is bad enough

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

I am ashamed to be the same color as you DB.

 

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

Yeah i laugh not at the jokes but the fact of there ignorance to think it's funny....And that there lives consist of searching google for stuff like that. Most people like that are timid and weak in RL so nothing to even worry about.

Sorry to ruin your theory, but I probably have a better life than you.

I say what I want, when I want.

 

[Loud3 10+ year member]

Faulkton, you should have known better.

Of course this thread would become a dumping ground for ignorance.

As does EVERY thread on CA.com.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I'll send you a free tshirt.

 

[MassOccur 10+ year member]

Why do black people lean to the middle when they drive?

They think the smell is coming from the outside.

 

[jadon087 10+ year member]

Sorry to ruin your theory, but I probably have a better life than you.
I say what I want, when I want.

LOL my life is great now FYI, but if your talking about financially measured i doubt you will be as near as succsessful as me but having high hopes is what life is made of.