why that was nice

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

lol thats too funny. karma maybe?

 

[NebBlackshirts 10+ year member]

thats funny, just imagine it happening to you!

crazy

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

if a turkey came crashing through my window, i'd laugh my *** off

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

maybe the first time anyways.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

the second time, id be a little pissed.

i wonder if home-owners covers that type thing?!

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

i'd laugh harder the second time.... i mean, what're the chances of that?

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

id rather be lucky with like lottery numbers, not turkey home invasions.

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

I wonder if maybe some ******* that lives in that house drove over the momma turkey and like a bunch of baby turkeys years back and now these are the grown up brothers, uncles and other family coming back for revenge Steve Seigal style.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

that turkey cold jacked'em for $10K

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

haha, how very ironic. it's like on southpark when all the turkeys go haywire and start attacking everyone //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[NebBlackshirts 10+ year member]

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[NebBlackshirts 10+ year member]

I wonder if maybe some ******* that lives in that house drove over the momma turkey and like a bunch of baby turkeys years back and now these are the grown up brothers, uncles and other family coming back for revenge Steve Seigal style.

that was weak //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

 

[NebBlackshirts 10+ year member]

haha, how very ironic. it's like on southpark when all the turkeys go haywire and start attacking everyone //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

its coming right for us!!!

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Dayton - A mother was arrested on suspicion of murdering her newborn daughter by microwaving the baby in an oven.
China Arnold, 26, was jailed on Monday on a charge of aggravated murder, more than a year after she took her dead month-old baby to a hospital.

Bail was set on Tuesday at $1m.

Ken Betz, director of the Montgomery county coroner's office said: "We have reason to believe, and we have some forensic evidence that is consistent with our belief that a microwave oven was used in this death."

He said the evidence included high-heat internal injuries and the absence of external burn marks on the baby, Paris Talley.

Arnold was arrested soon after the baby's death in August 2005, then was released while authorities investigated further.

Not much research

Betz said the case was difficult because "there is not a lot of scientific research and data on the effect of microwaves on human beings".

The death was ruled homicide by hyperthermia, or high body temperature.

The absence of external burns ruled out an open flame, scalding water or a heating pad as the cause, Betz said.

Arnold's lawyer, Jon Paul Rion, said his client had nothing to do with her child's death and was stunned when investigators told her that a microwave might have been involved.

"China - as a mother and a person - was horrified that such an act could occur," Rion said.

Three other children

The night before the baby was taken to the hospital, Arnold and the child's father went out for a short time and left Paris with a baby sitter, said Rion.

The mother didn't sense anything out of the ordinary until the next morning, when the child was found unconscious, said Rion.

Arnold has three other children.

In 2000, a Virginia woman was sentenced to five years in prison for killing her month-old son in a microwave oven.

Elizabeth Renee Otte claimed she had no memory of cramming her son in the microwave and turning on the appliance in 1999.

Experts said that Otte was an epileptic and her seizures were followed by blackouts.

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_2037320,00.html