why that was nice

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

i would pay to watch that

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

Korea kinda sounds like Central/Northern Mexico.

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

Korea kinda sounds like Central/Northern Mexico.

they are not even similar...i've been to both

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

should have wipped it out and pissed on him.... piss in bottle not nearly as funny

 

[lvjeffro 10+ year member]

Why play all the games with a gay food fight, just walk over and slam his head into the bar about 5-10 times and be done with it...

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

should have wipped it out and pissed on him.... piss in bottle not nearly as funny

because i knew his *** would run away when i pulled it out.. i wanted to ensure i got piss on him.. i didnt want to give him a chance to run and leave me holding my ****..

stage fright you know?

Why play all the games with a gay food fight, just walk over and slam his head into the bar about 5-10 times and be done with it...

I dont want to get deported within the second month of being here.. i'm saving that for next month..

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

So last night a korean male model came up to me and put a tiny pink top hat on my head... not sure why but i rocked that shit like a super star..

then tonight a korean pro-basketball player came up to me and put a tiny crown that said princess on my head.. again i rocked it like i was god..

I also wore my sunglasses again to the VIP in the club and for the third time since i been in Seoul the DJ bought me drinks and came to my VIP table after he finished.

wtf is up with koreans thinking i look cute in tiny hats?!

PS i also made out with two models from the UK... what's gay in the US bags you hot bishes in Asia..

I am seriously considering buying a purse because the hottest girls i see are with dudes carrying purses.

I fukking

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

and the pics are where?

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

Maybe because they think you're gay?

 

[GAM3OVR 5,000+ posts]

So last night a korean male model came up to me and put a tiny pink top hat on my head... not sure why but i rocked that shit like a super star..
then tonight a korean pro-basketball player came up to me and put a tiny crown that said princess on my head.. again i rocked it like i was god..

I also wore my sunglasses again to the VIP in the club and for the third time since i been in Seoul the DJ bought me drinks and came to my VIP table after he finished.

wtf is up with koreans thinking i look cute in tiny hats?!

PS i also made out with two models from the UK... what's gay in the US bags you hot bishes in Asia..

I am seriously considering buying a purse because the hottest girls i see are with dudes carrying purses.

I fukking

If you buy a purse

I will label you a ***

/thread

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

and the pics are where?

I didnt remember my camera.. but my friend has some pics and i was in many pics the club photographer took.. so eventually there will be some pics..

but still.. even without pics..

my life right not > urs

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

I didnt remember my camera.. but my friend has some pics and i was in many pics the club photographer took.. so eventually there will be some pics..
but still.. even without pics..

my life right not > urs

No one is disputing that, but don't forget the pics.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

If you buy a purse
I will label you a ***

/thread

Maybe because they think you're gay?

I cant explain it.. but i swear it's true.. what gets you beat up and called gay in the states gets you VIP and hot females in Asia..

I'm so ok with it.. who really cares if people in the states would call you gay as long as you get hot girls every night while you're in Asia.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

the korean male model who gave me the tiny pink hat.. he ALWAYS brings smoking hot girls to our table or to us on the dance floor.. seriously..

last night he was wearing a tiny pink top hat (until he gave it to me), a set of tiny angel wings.. and a shirt with lights in the shape of a heart.. and girls loved him for it..

so gay.. so many hot girls...

wft?

 

[lvjeffro 10+ year member]

europe is similar, chicks love the sensitive feggy type guys...They actually don't like the tough american guys too much...So while in rome, do as the romans do...

Just don't let these guys tell you girls love it when they watch dudes hump....