why that was nice

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

i'd hump her.

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

i think shes okay

 

[adio 5,000+ posts]

i'd hump her.

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[KINGDELL91 10+ year member]

why are there only 2 options???

1.not ugly

2.She's hot but the guy is a douche

3.They both have Downs Syndrome

Now Let the Voting began LMAO

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

I think you passed out and the camera boy hit it....//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/boink.gif.91933e72f927f2cefc79aff02573090c.gif

As for me, I would put it in every hole she has. Doesnt have to be a commitment thing. Shes way better then most!

 

[clouduz 10+ year member]

not ugly, good for a **** but not really my type is it just me or are her arms kinda hairy?

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

admittedly, she sort of looks like the kinda chick you'd see in a vampire movie. She gets you drunk and all drugged up, takes you back to the VIP room, and sucks the life right out of you.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

admittedly, she sort of looks like the kinda chick you'd see in a vampire movie. She gets you drunk and all drugged up, takes you back to the VIP room, and sucks the life right out of you.

I saw a **** like this once, she sucked. Wait...nm. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Wick 10+ year member]

shes alright, i definitely wouldn't say ugly, but shes good for two weeks unless shes the one buying the grey goose then shes good for a while:toast:

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

So the other night, while at a bar, this guy kept throwing these little snack things at me across the table. They were these little dried crunchy things that don't taste like anything, but every bar here sets them out. I told him he should stop, but he was drunk and he kept doing it. So i threw an ashtray at him. Here they always put a little water in the ashtray too, so it was basically wet and gross.

Well i would think he would learn to stop, but unfortunately for him he didnt. He threw some again. I told him if he threw one more, i was going to throw this dish of ketchup at him, and he looked me right in the eyes and threw one more.

So i tossed ketchup all over his drunk french ***. After that i told him if he threw ketchup at me i would piss on him.

He thought he was smart when i came out of the bathroom, to toss some ketchup on me. Not too much but still i was pretty mad. I got him in a headlock on the ground and was just about to sock him in the nose when he opened his mouth, so i just spit down his throat, which made him puke.

Then i told him that he better leave because i was going to keep drinking until i could piss again. I warned him his only hope was that he left before i could go again, which wouldnt take long.

He didnt listen, so about ten minutes later i went into the bathroom pissed in a bottle and then went and poured it on him.

Then i told him we were even and if he did anything else i was going to really ****ing hurt him.. i think he knew by that point i wasn't joking.

true story.

A

 

[Fusion_FREAK 10+ year member]

Orly?

 

[malic 10+ year member]

shoulda takin pics. u take pics of everything else....

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i know i keep forgetting my camera

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

if its true or not....should always keep to your word otherwise people think your serious.

 

[95ZJ 10+ year member]

**** French.