What should I ask for my birthday?

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

I'm turning 20 and my mom keeps asking me what i want. I know what i want but its more than she'd be willing to spend. Give me some ideas, keep it under $100.

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[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

A flesh lite.

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

A flesh lite.

i don't want one of those... i think i might accidentally the whole thing.

 

[SSS 18734 5,000+ posts]

A flesh lite.

x2

You could ask for two of them. That way, when you accidentally the fleshlight, you have another one!

 

[tyler_fitz 10+ year member]

brilliant!

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Ask your mom for a blowjob.

 

[Jeremy M 10+ year member]

a blowjob and some clean underwear?

on a serious note....ask for gas cards?

 

[RipDaJacka]

pancakes.. ask her for pancakes

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

get some of these

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[WALKS UP]

cant go wrong with clothes or shoes

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Ask your mom for a blowjob.

a ***** and a pair of slippers //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[ls2poweredgoat 5,000+ posts]

Kicker 0/1 gauge wiring kit

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

a ***** and a pair of slippers //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Thats what SHE gets for xmas & bday, not him. Unless he's into that sorta thing... kovemaster has one for sale. lol

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Thats what SHE gets for xmas & bday, not him. Unless he's into that sorta thing... kovemaster has one for sale. lol

and what makes you think he's not into that sort of thing? You give him too much credit //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Cravingbass123]

if ur moms a baller, let her buy you a boat or a fleet of jetski's!!!