smokers, i need your help.

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

thanks for the help. but i just wanted to make sure pickle jucie wasn't one of the ways. it seem's odd how much she drinks.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

Ok, simple as this:
Drug tests can detect THC metabolites very easily. The idea a lot of times is to "disguise" your urine or dilute it to a point where the chemicals cannot detect any THC metabolites, niacin is a vitamin that can essentially "clean" the urine out temporarily, but it hasn't been studied.

There are 2 FOR-SURE ways to pass a drug test. 1, don't use drugs. 2, clean urine.

Let me just say this. I did a LOT of research, and for $25 you can have a guaranteed pass. screw the $60 gnc shit or even $40, TWENTY FIVE BUCKS.

its called Quick Fix. Laboratory created urine. comes with exactly enough to fill the test cup, and with a heating pad. the bottle also has a heat strip to inform you of the temperature. i'd go into more detail about my last use of quick fix, but, for security issues..nah

x2. you take a chance when you smoke an illegal substance.

probation officers are with you when you piss //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif so the fake piss sometimes isnt an option.

I've taken a few piss tests and passed them all with a detox drink. Don't smoke for 4 days before the test, drink lots of water, and eat healthy. Drink the detox on an empty stomach a few hours before the test. Drink some more water and piss alot. My piss was like flouresent yellow like a highlighter but I passed. The drink was called Strip and it costs like 50 bucks but well worth it. I hope this helps.

thats all you can really do unless you go with the fake piss route.

 

[22mountaineer 10+ year member]

So you are the master piss passer huh? Because you AND your girl did the same thing and passed..

Did I not say that the test you took was probably a shitty one?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

As I said, more than likely on a normal drug test they WILL NOT send it to a lab. What you did will pass a normal drug test, on the other hand if they feel they need to be more secure on there workers they could send it to a lab and there is NO CHANCE IN HELL with what you and your girl did. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[sothrowd 10+ year member]

Go to marijuana.com and look in the forums for urine testing, read the dilution method, it works. Im on probation and I smoke daily all day everyday, I get them twice a month. I just quit 4 or 5 days before the test drink alota water hours before the test, take vitamin b complex pills to make my piss yellow so he dont know whats going on, the creatine aint necessary in my situation.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

i never said i was the master piss test passer.

So you are the master piss passer huh? Because you AND your girl did the same thing and passed..
Did I not say that the test you took was probably a shitty one?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

As I said, more than likely on a normal drug test they WILL NOT send it to a lab. What you did will pass a normal drug test, on the other hand if they feel they need to be more secure on there workers they could send it to a lab and there is NO CHANCE IN HELL with what you and your girl did. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

are you? what is a shitty piss test? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rolleyes.gif.c1fef805e9d1464d377451cd5bc18bfb.gif

yes that was a normal test we took. yes we did pass. BOTH of us. a few people i personally KNOW passed the test with the drink ALONE. so i think i can safly say that this will more than likly work. yes they could have sent it into a lab , but they didnt, so we passed.

everyone is different and some things may not work with one person like it did the last. you take a chance when you smoke. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

and i have READ, on the same forum with the certro kid, that people HAVE passed LAB tests with combinations of multi/b vitamins. however, i do not remember what those exactly were and dont really care to search them up.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

i know someone who takes pickles and the juice, and blends them together into a pickle shake.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

There's only one way to pass a piss test for sure every time without quitting smoking.

Start taking creatine supplement and complex b-vitamin in large excess about 2-4 days before you test, then dilute your sample a lot by drinking a gallon or so of water right before your test.

The excess creatine will help you pass the density test and the b-vitamins will keep your piss yellow when you drink all the water.

 

[sothrowd 10+ year member]

There's only one way to pass a piss test for sure every time without quitting smoking.
Start taking creatine supplement and complex b-vitamin in large excess about 2-4 days before you test, then dilute your sample a lot by drinking a gallon or so of water right before your test.

The excess creatine will help you pass the density test and the b-vitamins will keep your piss yellow when you drink all the water.

yup easy way to pass a lab test. but I dont have a lab test so i just do the water and b complex pills, But you dont have to take the b vitamins days before the test, just take 10 times the regular dose 2 hours before the test. But make sure you keep pissin water before you test to keep your bladder low of thc

 

[SuperTrooper 10+ year member]

its only for the certro youll have to worry about kidney stones. its the shit they use to make jelly , jam ,jello with. found it on some pot forum this kid used it every month for ayear ( he was on probation) and passed every time.

^^^^ Will work 100% if done properly. Not a proud moment in my life, but yes It will work. 8 years probation and never failed one test.

Mix one pack of Certo in a gallon of water and down it about an hour or two before the urine test. Make sure you squeeze out a couple of pisses before you go in for the one that counts. Wa La passed. And there is no falsafied or results which will need you to go take another test.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

yup easy way to pass a lab test. but I dont have a lab test so i just do the water and b complex pills, But you dont have to take the b vitamins days before the test, just take 10 times the regular dose 2 hours before the test. But make sure you keep pissin water before you test to keep your bladder low of thc

It's an easy way to make sure you are taking the right amount though //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

The creatine undoubtedly has to be taken days ahead of time though because the lab test is technically for creatinine, which is your body's metabolized form of creatine. It takes your body a few days to fully metabolize the creatine and then begin excreting the waste product.

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Can't you dumbasses stop taking drugs long enough to pass a ****ing test?

Marijuana can be detected in a piss test a month or more after you quit if you are a fat, lazy bastard who does nothing but smoke.

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

I drink pickle juice everynow and then. I asked the doc about it b/c it, he said it was probably due to my mother not eating high salt foods during pregnancy

iunno

 

[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Who the hell would hire someone who is fat, lazy and smokes?

I think that's the point of drug testing.

 

[ThomasG 5,000+ posts]

Pickle juice is healthy to drink. A lot of sports players drink it to reduce cramping up

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

just realized this is for your moms, lol. dont know if she wants to run around like i did but everything else still applys. best bet would be to drink as much water as she can and do some activities thatll work up some sweat. eat fruit and take B vitamins. go to a GNC and get one of those drinks. the one i took was called Gold XXX. cost about 25$ and worked for both me and my girlfriend. we smoke everyday and passed no problem.

hope i find a girl like that eventually. lol