smokers, i need your help.

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

just realized this is for your moms, lol. dont know if she wants to run around like i did but everything else still applys. best bet would be to drink as much water as she can and do some activities thatll work up some sweat. eat fruit and take B vitamins. go to a GNC and get one of those drinks. the one i took was called Gold XXX. cost about 25$ and worked for both me and my girlfriend. we smoke everyday and passed no problem.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

its only for the certro youll have to worry about kidney stones. its the shit they use to make jelly , jam ,jello with. found it on some pot forum this kid used it every month for ayear ( he was on probation) and passed every time.

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

I highly doubt it, and it all depends on the test the people give. If they take it and send it to a lab, you arent passing shit. The lab will also tell if you have taken something to "trick the system"
Also if you drink all that water all it does is dilute your piss and again, the lab will tell if it is diluted. With the regular piss tests I am sure just the water itself will make you pass because it will be so diluted.. If she drinks it all the time, then I am sure it is just something she likes to do. If she did it for just a couple of days and drank the hell out of it then maybe. I have personally never heard of it, and to think of it. I believe I have heard most.

sounds good then. maybe she's knocked up then.... good thing it's not mine //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/veryhappy.gif.fec4fed33b4a1279cf10bdd45a039dae.gif

 

[22mountaineer 10+ year member]

the way i did it is really the best way to do it.

As in your test, you had a shitty one. Your pretty much diluted your piss, on top of that took a drink that was supposed to do the job for itself..

For a simple test this will work. If they send it to a lab, which in most cases they will not because it cost to much money and I am sure they are not worried about there workers that much //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif then you would be screwed.

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

I highly doubt it, and it all depends on the test the people give. If they take it and send it to a lab, you arent passing shit. The lab will also tell if you have taken something to "trick the system"

Don't they only send it to the lab if you "drop dirty" to find out what exactly you did? Or do you get automatic lab testing if you're that severe of a case?

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

its only for the certro youll have to worry about kidney stones. its the shit they use to make jelly , jam ,jello with. found it on some pot forum this kid used it every month for ayear ( he was on probation) and passed every time.

Ah, never heard of it. Thought you were referring to the Niacin.

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

just realized this is for your moms, lol. dont know if she wants to run around like i did but everything else still applys. best bet would be to drink as much water as she can and do some activities thatll work up some sweat. eat fruit and take B vitamins. go to a GNC and get one of those drinks. the one i took was called Gold XXX. cost about 25$ and worked for both me and my girlfriend. we smoke everyday and passed no problem.

no no. not for my mom's. my mother owns the skating rink here. (hints what my name is for) one of our employee's is who we are talking bout.

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

if they do send it in , and its deliuted, it wont be a problem if she is physicaly fit. your supposed to drink alot of water everyday. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

take multi vitamins to balance shit out in your piss. but im 95% sure they wont lab test it unless shes going for a government job , probation , etc..

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

i actually ate alot of fruits for the two days i was sober.

the day OF the test i ate some dennys (grease turns your piss yellow) and didnt have a problem. i actually pissed a couple times more than i was supposed to before the test.

this process worked for me AND my girlfriend. i dont bullshit.

 

[DubbDesigns 10+ year member]

I used to drink pickle juice to stay awake, don't know if it really helped, but I was always told that it did. It doesn't taste as bad as you might think, I actually used to drink it quite often. Not large amounts but maybe like half a cup or something

 

[rollerdj 10+ year member]

I used to drink pickle juice to stay awake, don't know if it really helped, but I was always told that it did. It doesn't taste as bad as you might think, I actually used to drink it quite often. Not large amounts but maybe like half a cup or something

i'm sorry, but i think that crap is absolutly discusting. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif but hey, if u like it, go for it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[mrwigglezdj 10+ year member]

my ex wife passed a few tests by drinking pickle juice because of the vinagar (sp) ive passed one by takeing niacin and feeling like i was on fire ........

 

[sqhertz 5,000+ posts]

my friends sister , years ago, actually mixed water and a drop of bleach in a visine bottle and put a few drops in her piss when she had DT's. she failed a couple of them.

my pre emplyment thread - http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=187871&highlight=sears+ftw&page=3

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif ill never forget how much i shit that day because of that detox drink.

 

[$$mok3d 10+ year member]

I've taken a few piss tests and passed them all with a detox drink. Don't smoke for 4 days before the test, drink lots of water, and eat healthy. Drink the detox on an empty stomach a few hours before the test. Drink some more water and piss alot. My piss was like flouresent yellow like a highlighter but I passed. The drink was called Strip and it costs like 50 bucks but well worth it. I hope this helps.

 

[BreakingBad]

Ok, simple as this:

Drug tests can detect THC metabolites very easily. The idea a lot of times is to "disguise" your urine or dilute it to a point where the chemicals cannot detect any THC metabolites, niacin is a vitamin that can essentially "clean" the urine out temporarily, but it hasn't been studied.

There are 2 FOR-SURE ways to pass a drug test. 1, don't use drugs. 2, clean urine.

Let me just say this. I did a LOT of research, and for $25 you can have a guaranteed pass. screw the $60 gnc shit or even $40, TWENTY FIVE BUCKS.

its called Quick Fix. Laboratory created urine. comes with exactly enough to fill the test cup, and with a heating pad. the bottle also has a heat strip to inform you of the temperature. i'd go into more detail about my last use of quick fix, but, for security issues..nah