Sit or Stand to wipe

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

I am too new for the supa jokes too, I just thought it worked pretty well in this situation.

 

[Ace Ventura 10+ year member]

Bumblebee tuna

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Mine always go past 7 wipes //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

You must be eating something different than me than (mainly protein in my diet) usually I go no more than 5 wipes.

I multi-wipe from time to time. Usually its just because I'm running out of tissue or if I know I won't be able to go get more for a few days.
Gotta plan ahead.

I just can't multi-wipe. Sometimes I get creative with smaller amounts but if push comes to shove (public restrooms at least) I will just use the sani seats as wipes //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T SIT?!?!?

 

FEGS...

 

nG

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

i stand to wipe my *** .

 

[Ace Ventura 10+ year member]

Sometimes I squat by the toilt and let my pet monkey bobo lick it clean

 

[captaincheesey 10+ year member]

I actually wipe my *** on sblazer's head then let supa's mom lick my *** cleaned followed by her licking sblazer's head. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Oh and, type R

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T SIT?!?!? 

FEGS...

 

nG

I'm not honestly even sure how you would sit. I mean how can you look to see the TP is clean and know your done wiping?

Also, how do you not get shit on your balls?

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

I'm not honestly even sure how you would sit. I mean how can you look to see the TP is clean and know your done wiping?
Also, how do you not get shit on your balls?

Sitting on a toilet naturally spreads the *** cheeks, doesn't wiping while standing just smear it everywhere? Also, its easy not to get teh balls, you just can't be dumb.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Sitting on a toilet naturally spreads the *** cheeks, doesn't wiping while standing just smear it everywhere? Also, its easy not to get teh balls, you just can't be dumb.

Or you have tiny balls *nudge*

I usually hold a cheek open ha ha

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Or you have tiny balls *nudge*
I usually hold a cheek open ha ha

Naw, they ain't tiny, lol. Also, you have to hold a cheek, I don't.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Naw, they ain't tiny, lol. Also, you have to hold a cheek, I don't.

True but I don't have to wipe as many times as you do.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

True but I don't have to wipe as many times as you do.

Maybe you're just not getting it as clean as I am //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

I dont understand why anyone would ever stand.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

I dont understand why anyone would ever stand.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_retardation