Sit or Stand to wipe

[77oldsMAbrotha 10+ year member]

the real question is:
On average, how many wipes does it take?

fyi; if you ain't using WETONES, ya *** is still shitty!

urwelcome

 

[O.G. D-Wet 10+ year member]

i either rock foward or to the side and wipe front to back... unless its a soft messy $hit, then I go back to front too to make sure I get everything... dont want any skidmarks throughout the day

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

I have a standing rule (notice I said standing) that if I have to past 7 wipes, I go take a shower.

Don't care where I'm at either.

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Gotta stand...takes a good 5 minutes to complete...enuf hair down there to braid a fuckin' carpet. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Gotta stand...takes a good 5 minutes to complete...enuf hair down there to braid a fuckin' carpet. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Shave your *** bro //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Shave your *** bro //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

If you can invent the proper tool to do that bro, you will be a fuckin' millionaire! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

My *** is too important to get it anywhere near dem modern implements. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Wildbillpb 10+ year member]

its called nair shit will take the hair right off your *** without using sharp tools... just a wet cloth

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

That shit smells worse than the shit all over my *** hairs bro. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

I never even knew people stood to wipe their ass...y'all are some weird mother fuckers.

 

[MikeyF 10+ year member]

I never even knew people stood to wipe their ass...y'all are some weird mother fuckers.

This right here. I never even thought of standing...

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

I just can't understand how to sit and wipe my ***.

 

[Wildbillpb 10+ year member]

I do both... And Why would you not wash after using nair that would burn

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

I just can't understand how to sit and wipe my ***.

1. sit

2. shit

3. fold toilet paper

4. reach between legs

5. wipe from back to front

6. repeat

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

standing while shitting/wiping is some illegal immigrant shit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

standing while shitting/wiping is some illegal immigrant shit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

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