Sit or Stand to wipe

[BoomBoomBoy 10+ year member]

I lift the left side of my *** about 6" off the seat and power wipe with my left 'F' finger a minimum of two times.

If it's a knarley shit, I'll wipe a minimum of 4X

 

[Ace Ventura 10+ year member]

I used to stand but it is easier to sit and lift 1 cheek.

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Maybe you're just not getting it as clean as I am //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

No poo poo = clean //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

I hike my *** up to the garden hose and spray away till I get all the chunks of corn off. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

Supas mom licks that shit clean all day.

 

[Pootie 10+ year member]

Really? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[JL Audio 5,000+ posts]

I don't poop at all //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

maybe that's why i'm full of shit.

 

[PepsiFiend69 10+ year member]

i usually stand, but 95% of the time i time my poops so that i can have a shower after.

i hate when my *** feels out of control //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

I'm not honestly even sure how you would sit. I mean how can you look to see the TP is clean and know your done wiping?
Also, how do you not get shit on your balls?

Ummmm, no.

Obviously by sitting, this can still involve a lean to the side. Or if you're not on on of the god forsaken little dinky toilets... you can probably just sit.

Then... take a bunch of TP... fold it a few layers thick... and wipe. Take a peak to see if it's clean... if not... get some TP and repeat.

Until your poop chute it clean...

Not gonna stand up and squash my dirty cheeks together... no thanks.

nG

 

[ThatChevyGuy 5,000+ posts]

REPOST!

i posted this like 6 months ago.

 

[Annnarbor84 5,000+ posts]

Wipe front to back

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Another question. Do you guys fold the paper flat or do you crumble it into a ball to wipe?

I stand btw.

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Flat. Balls make for a mess

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Another question. Do you guys fold the paper flat or do you crumble it into a ball to wipe?
I stand btw.

Crumple it into a ball.

 

[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

you're suppost to wipe?