Sit or Stand to wipe

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

:fyi:I did the colon blow a few days back and I swear this fat *** turd came rollin out, all stringy and shit like on the website. And it wiped 100% clean. Whoever said it was bullsh!t can lick my balls.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
That is all.

eat a whole pineapple sometime. It does the same thing. Dont ask me how I know.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Too funny. I had this conversation a few weeks ago. First off, I stand up, kinda hunched over. When you wipe, do you just get some TP wipe, then throw away and get another? That is what I do. But the guys at work sound like they are multi-wiping from one pull of paper.
I also have a rule that if I go beyond 7 wipes all hope is lost and I take a shower. Has happened twice (once at home, once at work)

Mine always go past 7 wipes //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

The baby wipes are FTW. No itchy ***.

 

[andrew2944r 10+ year member]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0um2unSt30

lmao

 

[Ace Ventura 10+ year member]

I usually wipe standing up.

With a ferret

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Too funny. I had this conversation a few weeks ago. First off, I stand up, kinda hunched over. When you wipe, do you just get some TP wipe, then throw away and get another? That is what I do. But the guys at work sound like they are multi-wiping from one pull of paper.
I also have a rule that if I go beyond 7 wipes all hope is lost and I take a shower. Has happened twice (once at home, once at work)

I multi-wipe from time to time. Usually its just because I'm running out of tissue or if I know I won't be able to go get more for a few days.

Gotta plan ahead.

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

I usually wipe standing up.
With a ferret

Do you wet it first for that baby wipes feel?

 

[wgsj_fortvalley 10+ year member]

So, this has been an argument between me and my friends for a couple of years now, and I am asking here, do you sit or do you stand when you wipe your ***?

what a waste of server space

 

[AudioJunkie73 10+ year member]

sit and lean to the side. Wipe front to rear.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0um2unSt30
lmao

Exactly my thoughts, exactly.

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Supa's mom wipes my ***, then licks it.

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

Sitting, front to back.

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

Supa's mom wipes my ***, then licks it.

You are way, waaaaaaaaaaaaay too noob to be making jokes about Supa's mom. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

You are way, waaaaaaaaaaaaay too noob to be making jokes about Supa's mom. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Plus I would guess it's teh other way around, he lick's supa's mom's *** clean.

 

[endofdays89 5,000+ posts]

You are way, waaaaaaaaaaaaay too noob to be making jokes about Supa's mom. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

who is supa?