Sit or Stand to wipe

[SplMonty]

Sit Ftw!

 

[timaishu 10+ year member]

Sometimes I make a somewhat larger than average ball of tp. After I wipe, I fold some of the paper over teh poo and use it again.

 

[SplMonty]

Sometimes I make a somewhat larger than average ball of tp. After I wipe, I fold some of the paper over teh poo and use it again.

too much detail but x2

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Bump for the REAL thread.

 

[bubbagumper6 5,000+ posts]

Gtfo

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Bump for the REAL thread.

Its almost as if your ex-girlfriend dumped you over you reposting information on the internet, thus making you overly sensitive to it. Im **** close, aren't I? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[thericanballer 10+ year member]

i sits :/

You're a weird mother fucker for wanting to know.. I hover, squat, kind of sit. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

dude where have you been. i havent seen u on ca for like months

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

I rub it vigorously til it hurts, around in circles to make sure I have dingleberries when im done.

 

[RAM_Designs 5,000+ posts]

You guys are some weird motherfuckers...standing, crumpled balls of TP, front to back...what the fuck?

It's so easy to just sit and wipe your *** from back to front, I don't see how you'd choose to do it differently. Also, how the hell do you get shit on your balls from wiping back to front? Saggy, old-man balls getting in the way?

 

[Maglite 10+ year member]

Stand and deliver

 

[Bang This Beat 10+ year member]

i spread my cheeks and sit so my cheeks dont get shit on them. wipe sitting if you stand you smear

 

[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Holy shit.

 

[stocker08 10+ year member]

ROFL!

sit/lean...

 

[GabeC 10+ year member]

stand fools

your *** hole isn't at an angle so you can get a full motion wipe in there, all you needs some crumpled tp and that gay pose you make to stick your *** out more to make it easier then you go BOTTOM to TOP then throw away rinse, repeat

 

[weffy 10+ year member]

bump

Just searched "8's up front" and this was 2nd on the list //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fro.gif.c695f1f814b01c4ad99fe7f8cccadd29.gif

theres something wrong here