Sit or Stand to wipe

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

I flop down on the floor and drag my star through the carpet till its clean. If it works for my dog its good enough for me.

Hahaha, I should try that some day.

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

is there an itching burning pain associated with this practice or is it just me?

No you just have gonorrhea of the rectum. It happens when you experiment with homosexuality.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

No you just have gonorrhea of the rectum. It happens when you experiment with homosexuality.

butthole std's ftl

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

I shit standing up, and wipe with sandpaper.

*******.

 

[groundpound4200 5,000+ posts]

No you just have gonorrhea of the rectum. It happens when you experiment with homosexuality.

dammit.... he said he was clean.

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

I flop down on the floor and drag my star through the carpet till its clean. If it works for my dog its good enough for me.

How's the carpet smelling these days?

 

[Lugnutz 10+ year member]

I shit standing up, and wipe with sandpaper.
*******.

I guess the government really is torturing terrorists.

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

I shit standing up, and wipe with sandpaper.
*******.

Only way to make sure you're clean.

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

Couple wipes with toilet paper, couple wipes with this baby wipe type thing

 

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

:fyi:I did the colon blow a few days back and I swear this fat *** turd came rollin out, all stringy and shit like on the website. And it wiped 100% clean. Whoever said it was bullsh!t can lick my balls.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

That is all.

 

[slim8605 10+ year member]

Squat while wipe from front to back. With a three wipe minimum.

 

[Forrest Gump 10+ year member]

I shit standing up, and wipe with sandpaper.
*******.

pine cone ftw

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

How's the carpet smelling these days?

Depends on the diet the day before. Its horrible after a night of drinking

 

[andrew2944r 10+ year member]

i stick my whole finger in in my *** while sitting down, gotta get it clean cuz i don't want an itchy *******.

Thats called a crotch cricket, lmao //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Too funny. I had this conversation a few weeks ago. First off, I stand up, kinda hunched over. When you wipe, do you just get some TP wipe, then throw away and get another? That is what I do. But the guys at work sound like they are multi-wiping from one pull of paper.

I also have a rule that if I go beyond 7 wipes all hope is lost and I take a shower. Has happened twice (once at home, once at work)